
OwlGore urges
civil disobedience to stop construction of coal-fired power plantsI assume that he'd like to see us emulate England, where vandals were recently
acquitted of trespass and violence on the grounds of "self defense" - they were, according to a British jury, just trying to save their own lives and that of everyone else in England by ending global warming. Gore, by the way, approves of this violence at any plant, anywhere in the world, thus distinguishing himself from that other great orator, Joe Biden, who
supports coal-fired plants so long as they're in China or India or some godforsaken place populated by foreigners.
What struck me about OwlGore's speech to young terrorists, aside from his advocacy of shutting down the world's power supply, was this:
"I believe for a carbon company to spend money convincing the stock-buying public that the risk from the global climate crisis is not that great represents a form of stock fraud because they are misrepresenting a material fact," he said. "I hope these state attorney generals around the country will take some action on that."
Now, the man did attend law school, even if he borrowed Teddy Kennedy's notes, so he should know that our Supreme Court has long recognized the right of commercial entities to engage in free speech; his desire to see "carbon companies" (by which I assume he means most businesses in the United States) hamstrung by lawsuits in 50 states (or 57 states, if Obama's right)seems a bit ... ignorant, therefore, if not malevolent. According to Gore and his friends, the debate over global warming is closed and
anyone who says otherwise should be prosecuted, but those darn scientists keep coming up with data that suggest otherwise.For instance, yesterday's NY Times reported that the permafrost isn't melting after all and in fact,
has survived numerous periods of warming before. According to scientists, (reported by my cousin Henry Fountain but I assure you, Henry is as on board with OwlGore as the most befuddled college freshman) the ice up there has hung around for at least 740,000 years.
But Gore did win the Nobel prize, they tell me, and he's got the
100', diesel powered houseboat to prove it. What a guy - can't we persuade
him to be our president? Air Force One may be a tad smaller than his current jet but when it comes to sacrifice, Gore understands. And when he doesn't,
Barbara Streisand can explain it to him.
Streisand Eco-Cottage