That should do it for this afternoon. Have a great Halloween.

If you can't move, improve your present situation
It's all very well for me to suggest, as I do below, that this is the perfect time to take advantage of our economic mess and the uncertainty it's created by buying a house cheap but what if you can't do that? What if, for example, you'd have to sell your current home to buy a new one and you're not looking forward to some smart ass heeding my advice and showing up on your doorstep with a ridiculously low offer? Well, there's another way to take advantage of these bad times: stay put, and improve your existing house - all the things you wanted in your next house? Maybe you can add them to what you own and stay put, quite contentedly, for the next few years while you enjoy them.

My fishing buddy, Lou Van Leeuwen, recently sat down with his subcontractors and basically proposed that they all (including Lou himself) cut their prices and offer to do renovation and new construction projects for 20% - 30% less than they'd have charged last year (building material suppliers, alas, are immune from Lou's gentle persuasive powers, for the moment, or costs could drop even further). The theory is, naturally, that it's better to be working and making a little money than not working at all. Lou ran an advertisement last week announcing this offer - I haven't spoken with him to find out how it played but it makes sense. Here's Lou's contact information and a list of the sub contractors who are participating - top quality people, every one:
Louis Van Leeuwen,CEO, Greenwich Construction, LLC Office: 203.698.9428 Cell: 203.223.0634 Home: 203.637.3619
Braga Flooring
Complete Carpentry
CTX Concrete & Foundations
Greenwich Drywall
Interstate Lumber
Janeczek Contracting
Mathews Roofing
Pinho Landscaping
Quezada Painting
Roger Arnow & Sons Excavating
Sottile HVAC
Stamford Plumbing Supply
Summer Rain
Vartuli Electric
VPI Contracting

I mention Van Leeuwen because I know he's specifically offering this. But any contractor should be willing to bend, and bend considerably, to get work in this climate. Dig up Lou's ad and beat your own contractor over the head with it, if you wish.

Other top people I know who would welcome work, including small jobs: Rick Hvolbeck 249-2297 and his partner, Al Oliveira (914) 273-7316. I'm not suggesting that you call them to build that rabbit hutch you've always wanted (but you might) but Rick and Al did an incredible job on our place recently replacing trim, a porch deck, insulating the foundation and replacing rotten windows and columns, all at a price I couldn't have touched a few years ago. These guys are builders and carpenters, not the half-skilled handymen who were all you could get in years past.

There are more, but you get the picture. If you're stuck where you are, put some money into addressing long-deferred maintainence issues, add a room or a deck or even completly renovate the entire house (rents are low now, too, so you'll have a place to stay). You'll get a good price, save a lot of money, improve your existing house and maybe even increase its value, all while keeping these ruffians off the streets. A good deal for everyone.

The month is (almost) up
Absent a flurry of reporting in the next 45 minutes, we'll have seen just ten contracts for single family houses this month. That compares to 33 last October, which was not a banner month itself. So sales activity is dormant. I think it may be an excellent time to buy, and here's why: uncertainty.

No one knows what's going to happen to our economy in the next year, although it's a pretty good bet that we won't like it. A year from now, the median price of a house in Greenwich may very well be below what it is today but it's also possible that we'll be beginning to see the start of a recovery. If so, sellers will be tempted to hang on awhile and resist truly low-ball offers. That's not the situation today. I know of one buyer who waited until the close of business after that first horrendous market dump a few weeks ago and, after the markets had closed, raised his ridiculously low bid by a few hundred thousand and got the house he wanted. The seller, already unnerved by September's goings on, just decided the Hell with it and took what he could get. If the economy had been showing signs of strength, rather than imminent collapse, that buyer's bid would never have been considered, let alone accepted.

And you can do the same. There are certainly sellers out there determined to get their price and, if they don't have to sell, they'll be stubborn. But there are many more in whom I sense a great deal of trepidation and who, I think, would be greatly relieved to be shed of a house they don't want and don't need. And there are also, of course, the spec builders who have to get out of their projects or risk losing everything they own to their lenders. So, while the bottom may not have arrived, the peak of uncertainty may have - in which case, it's a fine time to be out there making offers.

Real estate pricing theory, high-end style

So let's say that you paid $25.75 million for waterfront at 112 Field Point Circle in June of '07 (the Old Victor Borge place, now missing his house). You decide that you may have made a slight miscalculation, or maybe you see better opportunities elsewhere, like horning in on that ever-growing AIG bailout, which started at $20 billion and is now, where? - $160 billion? Whatever, you want out - where do you price the land?

How about $35 million? You've owned it for over a year, for Chrissake, and no one's built any more Belle Haven waterfront since then, have they? And aren't you entitled to some kind of compensation for exhaling CO2 over the once-verdant lawns during that time? It works that way on Wall Street and it damn well ought to work that way here!

The difference between the original owner of this place and the current one? Victor Borge only played a clown.

Did you hear the Happy News?

(From someone else's column)

" For the nation, existing-home sales increased last month as buyers responded to improved housing affordability conditions"

A cynic might describe "improved affordability conditions" as the bottom dropping out of sales prices, but he'd run the very real risk of the NAR stripping him of his brass-colored Realtor's pin.

Sales since September 1, 2008
A reader asked what's been happening to sales since Septemeber so I looked it up. Remember that some of these sales were contracted for as early as April so their price today might not match that agreed to six months ago. That said, here goes, all 43 of them. (address, original asking price, sell price and % to original - formatting in Blooger is a bitch, so bear with me)

11 Langhorne $28 million - $13.75 - 49%
11 Island Drive $15.75 - $15.5 - 98.4%
4 Old Round Hill $14.5 - $10.875 - 75%
16 Beechcroft $8.295 - $6.15 - 74%
101 Brookside $6.995 - $5.995 - 85.6%
268 Round Hill $5.6 - $4.6 - 82%
18 Sherwood $5.4 - $5.2 - 96%
752 North St. $4.9 - $3.9 - 80%
25 Birchwood $4.2 - $3.6 - 86%
70 Pecksland $3.7 - $3.0 - 81%
123 Shore Rd $3.2 - $2.8 - 87.5%
67 Hillside $2.8 - $2.325 - 83%
21 Wilshire $3.495 - $2.180 - 62%
10 Keofferam $2.940 - $2.415 - 82%
29 Irvine $2.585 - $2.150 - 83%
27 Dandy $2.549 - $2.349 - 92%
11 Hettiefred $3.375 - $2.349 - 69.6%
69 Rockwood $2.295 - $2.729 - 119%
49 Arcadia $2.495 - $2.075 - 83%
62 Cat Rock $2.25 - $1.9 - 84%
83 Circle $2.795 - $1.885 - 67%
18 Orchard Hill $1.895 - $2.0 - 105%
3 Old Farm Rd $1.995 - $1.525 - 76% [pd.$1.75, 2003]
29 Spring St. $1.950 - $1.6 - 82%
17 Suburban $1.995 - $1.695 - 85%
25 Ridge St. $1.695 - $1.650 97%
83 Rvsd. Ave. $1.750 - $1.50 86%
22 Bramble $1.575 - $1.525 97%
5 Lockwood Dr. $1.575 - $1.4425 92%
28 Lockwood Dr. $1.495 - $1.595 - 106.6% [April contract]
47 Will Merry $1.895 - $1.350 - 71%
4 Cross Ridge $1.340 - $1.210 - 90%
7 Ginko $1.150 - $1.275 - 111%
12 Deep Gorge $1.250 - $ 937 - 75%
37 Sachem $ 915 - $ 860 - 94%
29 Old Wagon $ 849 - $ 720 - 85%
5 Hollow Wood $ 699 - $ 650 - 93%
990 North St. $ 672 - $ 685 - 102%
279 Davis $ 899 - $ 550 - 61%
60 Gold $ 610 - $ 481 - 79% [paid $495, 2003]

So not nearly as bad as it has seemed. Of course, we're way down on contracts this month and of the few we have (9? 10?) some are way off asking price but still, the sky isn't falling (or hasn't yet fallen, take your pick)

With enemies like these, it must be a great idea
We voters have a choice next Tuesday to call for a Constitutional Convention - no agenda beyond that, but all hell is bound to break out if citizens meet to discuss what our state government should look like going forward. Support of a political position based solely on who's against it isn't fail-safe - Barbara Streisand was against the invasion of Iraq, for instance - but it's a reasonable starting point and everyone who should be opposed by people like me is against this proposition: The Lady's League of Women Voters, the UAW, the teachers' union, political incumbents, Ed Krumeich, you name them, they don't like it.

So I do. Besides, think of the theatre it will produce, to entertain us during the coming months of darkness.

Conde Nast cutting staff.

Readership and advertising is off and many people are cheering. Not me, because I have friends who work there, but I long since stopped subscribing. The comments to the article announcing the cuts all seem to be from former subscribers to the New Yorker and Vanity Fair who cancelled their subscriptions after both magazines tilted entirely to the left.
A typical comment:

It is a curious thing, how about fifty percent of the reading public is right-center, and how 100% of the publishing world goes to such strenuous efforts to insult the right-center. You've willfully alienated half of your potential customers with your incessant lobbying and condescending, contemptuous editorial attitude. 5% is only the beginning.

No fear of that here! Well, no fear of tilting to the left - condescension and contempt, we can do.

Here's a sad story:
Murtha pleads for money to save his seat after calling constituents racists

“We need to raise another $1 million to compete,” his campaign fundraiser Susan O’Neill wrote in the e-mail obtained by The Hill. “We need money immediately.”

O’Neill blamed Republicans from outside Pennsylvania for Murtha’s problems.

Those damn outside agitators - can't we just arrest them?

I realize that different jurisdictions can have different laws
But what law sees students arrested for hanging an Obama effigy when a Sarah Palin figure or or an effigy of a U.S. soldier is hanged with impunity?

Well this isn't going to pay for a house in Greenwich!
Laid off Wall Streeters turn to bartending.

On the other hand, this might: Wall Street execs say they won't kill bonuses. I think that, politically, these guys are morons but since they've already demonstrated that they're financial idiots, why not? If those with ability won't stay without a bonus, is that a bad thing? Let them go on to better firms that aren't tethered to the government teat and the losers can stay behind and take orders from the likes of Henry Waxman.

Now that it's too late,
CBS finally fact-checks Obama's ass. And guess what? His numbers don't add up.

If he closes every loophole as promised, saves every dime from Iraq, raises taxes on the rich and trims the federal budget as he's promised to do "line by line," he still doesn't pay for his list. If he's elected, the first fact hitting his desk will be the figure projecting how much less of a budget he has to work with - thanks to the recession. He gave us a very compelling vision with his ad buy tonight. What he did not give us was any hint of the cold reality he's facing or a sense of how he might prioritize his promises if voters trust him with the White House.

With all respect to the main stream media, the time for this analysis was months ago, before the great unwashed was convinced by y'all that a free lunch was coming.

Spec houses
A reader asked for an updated figure on the number of spec houses currently on the market and I'm happy to oblige. Without examining each and every listing, I can only estimate, but I ran a search for houses built in 2006 to date, on the assumption that most are being offered by their builder and, if not, they're new enough to compete with other houses that have remained vacant - besides, I know of several 2004 and 2005 spec houses that remain unsold, so the numbers should work out about right.

Of the 795 single family and condominium units on the market today, 172 were built in 2006 or later. Fifty-eight of those are condos so we have 114 new single families for sale. Nine of the latter are priced between $10.9 million and $25 million, 61 are between $4 - $10 million. So 70 high-end spec houses, all looking for buyers. How fast are they moving? Seven sold in the past quarter and of those 7, only 1 sold in October: 16 Beechcroft, reduced 26% from $8.295 million and "dumped" for $6.150. If the market picks up, I suppose we have only ten quarters - 2 1/2 years, right? - before we're through the inventory, assuming nothing else is completed and put up for sale until then. If this month's activity is a harbinger of sales activity to come then, Houston, we have a (bigger) problem.

Lower my price? Are you mad?

Saw a couple of houses on the open house tour today that will never attract offers, in my opinion. One seller, according to the listing agent, had rejected her pricing advice and insisted that buyers would realize how unique and special his run-down little cottage is. Fat chance.

The other seller - again, according to the agent - is content to sit on his property, floors sagging like a sway-backed mare's, highway noise rushing in, until the market meets his price. That's fine, and good luck to him, but why is he wasting our time? Call me when you get serious or, if the market ever does reach your price, I'll call you - I'm confident the property will still be available.

895 Lake Avenue

I mention below a new condo on Suburban Avenue that seems to have been disposed of at or near cost. Here's another builder who is apparently having second thoughts. BSF Builders, a very successful firm in town with a great track record paid $3.1 million for this place on August 25. They've now put it back on the market for $3.495 million, although why someone else would pay $395,000 extra for the opportunity to pick up BSF's discard is a bit of a poser.

This location has an interesting background. It was part of the Martin R. Frankel compound - he of the insurance fraud, diamonds, international manhunt and all that. Our police ignored many complaints about activities here - they did show up once when the nude body of one of Frankel's Russian sweeties was discovered hanged but, as demanded by the Greenwich Police Manual, labelled the death a suicide and returned to headquarters. Only when Mr. Frankel set fire to the place in preparation for flight did anyone take official notice of the goings on here and even then it was the Fire Department, not the police.

Oh well. Someone bought the house, out of foreclosure, I believe, and did a very nice job renovating it. He listed it for sale in June, 2005 for $3.765 million and eventually sold it for $3.187 a year later. The next owner was not so fortunate and resold it to BSF this August for, as noted, $3.1 million.

And now it can be yours, for the seller's cost and a wee finder's fee.

Here's a sale
Always nice to see any activity, I suppose. 17 Suburban Avenue is a nice, brand new, free standing condo that was originally listed in May, 2007 for $1.695 million. It was reported sold today for $1.259 million. I doubt its builder made much money on it at that price, but at least he's out of there.

Twin Lakes Revisited
Well this was a disappointment. I mentioned this new listing yesterday and today got to see what's been done to it in the past 35 years. Not much, it seems. Instead of the waterfront I remember, all that's left is a view easement and a physical easement that will permit you to cart a Sunfish down to the water, when there is water. The 5 houses I remember being carved out of the original acreage are seven, at least, and they crowd in on this one on every side. The owner of this place was rumored to have money but if he did, he obviously preferred to spend it on legal fees suing his neighbors rather than improving the house - as a lawyer, I applaud such passion; as a real estate agent, I do wish he'd done a bit more than slap up some fresh wallpaper during his tenancy. The staff that ran the kitchen in 1928, for instance, is long gone and won't be returning. Buyers today tend to do their own cooking, at least occasionally, and when they do, they want more than a ship's galley to work in.

Ducking one's head as one passes along a dark corridor to what serves as the master bedroom "suite" feels awkward for someone of my gigantic height. Sure, few people grew to my 5'10 stature eighty years ago but today, many men are approaching 6 full feet, and they'll bang their heads on these low ceilings.

Etc. I'm a little surprised at the $15 million price tag on what is essentially an obsolete house with a view of the water (or mudflats, depending on the tide) but heck, you won't know if you don't try. Or something.

Update: reader ACF says, "Funny, I don't remember having to duck my head but then again, the last time I went upstairs in that house the Teicherts still owned it, so I was probably around three feet tall."

And I also heard from this group:Well, we don't have to duck our heads!

Aaaghhh! The Gore effect strikes again!
Snow blankets London during global warming debate

Snow fell as the House of Commons debated Global Warming yesterday - the first October fall in the metropolis since 1922. The Mother of Parliaments was discussing the Mother of All Bills for the last time, in a marathon six hour session.

In order to combat a projected two degree centigrade rise in global temperature, the Climate Change Bill pledges the UK to reduce its carbon dioxide emissions by 80 per cent by 2050. The bill was receiving a third reading, which means both the last chance for both democratic scrutiny and consent....

Recently the American media has begun to notice the odd incongruity of saturation media coverage here which insists that global warming is both man-made and urgent, and a British public which increasingly doubts either to be true. 60 per cent of the British population now doubt the influence of humans on climate change, and more people than not think Global Warming won't be as bad "as people say".

Both figures are higher than a year ago - and the poll was taken before the non-summer of 2008, and the (latest) credit crisis.

Sounds like some people are wising up - but I thought the debate was over?
Update:
Record snows in Switzerland!
Record cold in Florida!

I'd read that OwlGore would be in Florida campaigning for the Messiah, but how'd he get there from Switzerland - private jet?

So, how's the rental market?
I've heard it said that the town's just buzzing with young New Yorkers, snapping up our listings in preparation for buying next year. That's nice. I also see this in today's open house listings:

$5,000/MO
6 YEAR YOUNG COLONIAL, 5 BEDROOM, DUNDEE SCHOOL, MINT. WILL ENTERTAIN ALL OFFERS.

As I like to say, your results may differ.

More on Joe
State investigation of Joe the Plumber more extensive than first admitted

A state agency has revealed that its checks of computer systems for potential information on "Joe the Plumber" were more extensive than it first acknowledged.

Helen Jones-Kelley, director of the Ohio Department of Job and Family Services, disclosed today that computer inquiries on Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacher were not restricted to a child-support system.

The agency also checked Wurzelbacher in its computer systems to determine whether he was receiving welfare assistance or owed unemployment compensation taxes, she wrote.

This should anger people of any political persuasion. The fact that it is instead justified and defended by Obama supporters lends a frightening foretaste of what's to come.

21 Lia Fail, Cos Cob

Want your own, 500 seat marble amphitheatre? Here's your chance. I've been intrigued by this property ever since Aimee Liu walked me through it on our one date (and only date - Aimee was a really sharp girl) back when we both attended Eastern. Aimee went on to much better things, including Yale and, later, a successful writing career but the amphitheatre is still there, along with a small residence built in 1940 or so from material salvaged from the Havemeyer mansion over in Old Greenwich. First sold in 2004 for $2.2 million (after languishing at $2.8 million for a year - I told the seller not to price it there but she went with the broker who promised more and delivered well, less), the new owners have tried since 2006 to sell it again. They first listed all of its 5 acres (two building lots) for $3.5 million, which, even though they'd updated the original house a bit, didn't strike buyers as much of a bargain. They eventually dropped the price to $2.795 and now offer just the house and amphitheatre on 2 acres for $1.6 million - no mention of what's to be done with the second lot across the driveway.

This is a magical place,set far off of Valley Road and at the right place, would be a wonderful buy. If I were in a buying mood, I might offer the asking price for the full 5 acres and see how badly the sellers wanted to move.

Is this a "Georgian"?

According to the listing agent it is, and who am I to argue? It's at 14 Martin Dale, if you care to drive by and see for yourself. Its builder has been asking $5.995 million since April, so far without takers. Now he offers an "Aspen vacation" to the selling agent. I suppose, if that perk were disclosed to the client, a buyer's rep could take advantage of that deal but if I were the potential buyer I think I'd wonder if the advice I was receiving to buy the place was tempered by the desire of my agent to go skiing. And once I started wondering about that, I think I'd start wondering about lots of things about our relationship. The best way to keep a deal clean, in my opinion, is to forgo offering selling agents any extra bonuses and cut your price, instead.

If he won't help his family, why should I? Obama's aunt, uncle living in Boston slum
Just asking.
Update: Here's a good point:

His campaign obviously found her. It shouldn’t have been hard, in spite of being an apparent illegal immigrant, she and her husband have been cited in several newspapers over the years. But once they found her, rather than help her, the Obama campaign shut her up.

Spread the wealth indeed.

Howard Dean, now and then:

Howard Dean, 2008:

Democratic National Committee Chairman Howard Dean said Monday that he’s looking forward to one party controlling all aspects of government, despite GOP charges that it would be a disastrous Nov. 4 outcome. “Republicans had a chance to rule. They failed miserably. I think it’s time to give the other party a chance,” Dean said on MSNBC.

Howard Dean, 2005:

We need more than one party in charge. And the vote on Tuesday is going to be critical to decide whether American democracy still allows those of us who didn't vote for the president to have any say in running the country whatsoever.
[...]
Someday, the Democrats will be back in charge again. Do we want a Democratic Party that's in charge of everything? Well, you know, I suppose it's my job to say yes. But the truth is, as an American, it's better when parties share power. It's better when even those people who didn't win the election have something to say.
[...]
[There] is a culture of corruption and abuse of power in Washington. This is what happens when one party is in charge of everything.

Politics for a change!

Stock Market: These days, that last five minutes is a bitch!

"Built Date"?
A reader asked why 396 Round Hill Road was listed as having been built in 2006 when it had been on the market since January 2005. The best I can determine from checking its listing history is that, maybe, it didn't receive a certificate of occupancy until 2006. Here's what it looked like in the beginning of January 2005, when its built date was shown as "2005 - u/c" [under construction]:
Clearly, this structure was not ready to receive a final c/o at the time this picture was taken. So, if construction lingered for another year, then 2006 would be the right date. In any case, it never hurts to have your attorney examine all relevant building documents before you buy.

A happy reader asks,

Funny topic...A friend once bragged to me she was building an "authentic Georgian" house...it's been on the market until recently (MLS# 68755) but I think it was taken off. It's a gorgeous home but I am not sure how "authentic" it is.
Doesn't Georgian usually connote a red brick house? What's with all these faux Georgian's?

Good question, reader. First, the house your friend said she was building is pictured above. It does have the requisite red brick but it was built in 1989, long before she bought it (for $11.2 million in 2005), so perhaps her claim of authorship is a bit overstated. It was put back on the market in February this year for $12.5 million but found no takers and was withdrawn in August.

But what about the faux Georgians you mention? In the real estate world, we build, and sell, "in the style of" which means, of course, that there's nothing at all in common between the real thing and whatever pile of bricks we're unloading on the newly-rich. Here's a definition of Georgian from the Wikipedia article cited in the post below:

"Georgian architecture is characterized by its proportion and balance; simple mathematical ratios were used to determine the height of a window in relation to its width or the shape of a room as a double cube. 'Regular' was a term of approval, implying symmetry and adherence to classical rules: the lack of symmetry, where Georgian additions were added to earlier structures, was deeply felt as a flaw."

If a house like that ever existed in Greenwich, it was razed long ago - we're into eclectic!

"How can I enjoy this when polar bears can't afford to attend school?"

College costs soar above inflation rate so the natural response is to increase student aid!
Here's another idea - cut college aid and see how schools respond to fewer applicants. Sounds crazy, I know, but shoveling ever-increasing piles of money onto school administrators or, worse, bailing out the student loan shysters hasn't seemed to encourage a sense of thrift - maybe trying the opposite will help.

Wisdom via the Catskills:

The media is regarding the election of Barack Obama to the presidency as a foregone conclusion and the pollsters seem to back up that conclusion. If that is indeed the case, so be it. As Ed Koch, the former mayor of New York, put it with superb prescience after losing in the primaries to his eventual successor, David Dinkens: "The people have spoken. It is now time for the people to be punished." Dinkens' spectacular ineptitude led to his being soundly defeated for re-election after only one term by a Republican(!), Rudy Giuliani (Dinkens, the mayoral equivalent of Jimmy Carter, has been bitter about it ever since). New York City flourished during Giuliani's administration. Similarly, our nation will survive an Obama administration and will surely flourish anew in time.

Of course, the blogger quoted believes in the Resurrection, life after death and all that, so his sense of "in time" may be larger in scope than it is for some of us.

Where is the left's outrage?

We all heard the howls when those two Nazis, Bush and Cheney, eavesdropped on cellphone calls between terrorists. So why, when the Ohio Democrats, state officials all, searched "Joe the Plumber's" background to dig up dirt , did no one on the left complain? No one. That's presumably because, unlike terrorists, ol' Joe doesn't hate America and probably doesn't think much of Obama, so he's got to be destroyed. I don't think I'm particularly paranoid but I have a dreadful feeling that this is what's in store for anyone who dares question the Messiah. What's truly scary is that my friends on the left can hardly wait.

Twin Lakes Drive, Riverside

Waterfront at the end of Gilliam Lane

"Twin Lakes" was the silly name a would-be developer, Jack Brod, stuck on the this end of the road when he had it in mind to festoon the place with 35 houses. He lost that particular dream and was limited to 5 lots, two of which were carved out of this, the original mansion's yard. Still 1.82 acres remain, leading down to Cos Cob Harbor and providing tidal access to Long Island Sound. I don't think I've been in the place since the Fritzsches owned it and, with all possible fondness for the Fritzsches and their 7 (? - seemed like that many) kids, the house was a tad run-down. The listing says this was "renovated" - there's that word again - in 2006 and there's an open house tomorrow so I'll go see and report back. $15 million, if you're wondering.

Oh: the "Twin Lakes" are - you guessed it - a pair of little brackish ponds, but nice enough in their own way. We used to play hockey on the first one, when Muzz Patrick (Patrick Division was named after his grandfather, Muzz was a Rangers player and, later, their manager) lived on its edge. And Dorothy Hamill first skated there, on her way to Innsbruck. Good memories, nice neighborhood.

Realtorese, continued, courtesy of CEA

Definition and picture of Georgian architecture - moderate size, simple.


What Real Estate Brokers Say Is Georgian - gargantuan, bells & whistles:
Like this,

like this,

and, of course, like this.

396 Round Hill Road

Great moments in real estate pricing?
This is a really nice house, designed and built by one of my favorite architects, Alex Kali-Nagy. Really - he has a great eye for proportion and each room in every house he's done seems just right; this house is no exception. But I do wonder at how he's trying to sell this place.

It was first listed at $8.950 in early 2005 and didn't move. In November of that year he withdrew that price and replaced it, the same day, with a new one: $10.9 million. That didn't work so he lopped off a million bucks four months later, eventually dropped it to $9.395 and watched it expire, unsold, in November 2006. In February of this year it returned to the market, four years older and priced at $11.5 million - it still won't sell. Perhaps raising it to $125 million will do for this house what it didn't do for Leona's.

Mark Mariani, Builder to the Stairs?

Why isn't this man smiling?
Perhaps it's because he's just lowered the prices of two of his unsold projects, 10 Dairy Road (the terminal resting place of Andy Kissel, bound, stabbed and no longer investing in earthly things) from $10,750,000 to $8,450,000 and One Meadowcroft, from $14,500,000 to $13,500,000. The latter reduction is a mere 7% off ask, but a million bucks is still a million bucks, or so I was led to believe.

So how's this town's most aggressive spec builder doing? From what I hear, he tells anyone who'll listen that he's doing just fine, "no worries, mate". But he has at least three unsold projects on the market and, if this article's right, 250 people on his payroll. That's a lot, eh?


By the way, for an interesting look back at Hedge Fund Greenwich as it was just a year ago, check out this article in Vanity Fair. Things have changed - permanently? I doubt it; we're all just waiting for the next crop of Masters of the Universe to emerge from the primordial ooze. Though I do worry, sometimes, that we natives are like the Cargo Cultists of Vanuatu who were blessed during World War II by manna falling from heaven when planes were shot down or had to ditch. For years after that conflict ended (and in fact, continuing today) the natives constructed crude replicas of airplanes, hoping to encourage the Gods to return with more largess. Should we be building mock trading floors?

Update: I notice that 10 Dairy Road's address has been changed back to its original number, 8. Did the Post Office require this or did Mariani decide that the stigma attaching to the property because of Mr. Kissel's unfortunate demise had passed? Beats me.
A reader asked about the third Mariani spec house on Sabine Farms (actually, 27 Doverton, off of Sabine). That house is a mirror image to the Dairy Road house but, perhaps because of its location off Round Hill Road, was originally priced at $11.750 million. Now it's down to $8.450 so it's obvious that, at least as Mariani has come to see things, identical houses should command identical prices, regardless of location (or dead bodies).

Realtor-ese
A recurring topic because we real estate agents are so darn creative! In no particular order:
"Lake": any body of water large enough to hold a (small) frog.
"Trout Stream": any trickle of water too small to be called a lake.
"Renovated": if no mention is made of anything specific, assume that there's nothing to mention, so count on the dust bunnies having been swept from under the beds and, maybe, ashes cleaned from the fireplace.
"On the Stamford/Greenwich border": in Stamford
"Enjoy as is, renovate or start anew": Reserve a dumpster.
"Has great potential": Reserve a dumpster.
"Convenient to transportation": backs up to I-95.
"Not a drive-by": It's a drive by - and keep driving.
"Must see": Same advice - keep driving.
"Motivated Seller": We can't possibly unload the place at its current price but the dumbass seller won't publicly admit it - bring a low-ball offer and let's talk.
"Won't last": It did, or we wouldn't still be advertising the turkey.

Send in your own favorites and I'll add them here.

Reader Updates: "seasonal water views". Go up on the roof, climb a step ladder and wow!. I myself, because I'm a truthful sort of guy, prefer to call these nature sightings "seasonal water glimpses".

"Much loved" = obsolete

"Charming" = small

Cozy – means that it’s really a dollhouse or doghouse

New paint – it’s amazing how far $5 per gallon paint goes

New carpet – covering up the scratched hardwood floors

Close to Park – SO close that you’ll never find a parking spot
Peaceful backyard– because 36,000 cars drive by the front yard each day.
Professionally remodeled – the owner and their siblings didn’t do the work, the neighbor’s sister’s husband’s son did.

Movable center island – the kids ran into it so many times it came loose.

Quaint - it’s pink!

Steps to the creek – be ready to sandbag the front yard each spring.

On golf course – high insurance for broken windows

"Classic": brand-new, trying to look established

"Georgian": anything with stone, no matter how little of it, on any part of the facade, even if you need a magnifying glass to find it.

"Condo alternative" - so small that only a single person or couple can live in it.

"Compound" or "retreat" sounds like it's in the middle of a war zone

"First time on market in 70 years" : Last updated when Grandpa sold the horse and used the proceeds to replace the outhouse.

"Lovingly maintained"--the harvest gold appliances still work like a charm and the sheet vinyl in the kitchen has been so carefully patched, you'll hardly notice.

Riverside/Old Greenwich vs. Mid and Back Country?

It all depends on your taste. I grew up in Riverside and raised my own children there and really enjoyed the ability to find friends to play with in every back yard. Of course these days, where there is no such thing as pick-up game of baseball and "playdates" are scheduled 5 years in advance, there is less opportunity for spontaneous fun but it was still nice not to have to chauffeur my kids around - they'd walk or bike home from school, stopping by a friend's house on the way and we'd see them in time for dinner. Great stuff.

But other people feel suffocated by the close quarters - a claustrophobia made worse in the past 50 years by the constant erection of new houses and the destruction of the meadows and woods that used to be here. They'd no sooner live in a house 25' from their neighbor than drive an old beater car to the station. Aaaghh! And I understand that (well, the former, if not the latter). I worked with a great couple who lived in Riverside but, the more I listened, the more I heard that the husband, who'd grown up on lots of land in the mid-west, felt cramped on a piddling 1/3 acre and the wife was more interested in a classic pre-War home than she was its location. I suggested we look at a great old house on two acres, with a pool, that was selling for the same price as Riverside homes on far less land and with far less charm and they loved it. The move made perfect sense for them.

The one complaint I hear from Back Country parents is about the driving - 45 minutes to drop kid #1 to soccer practice and kid #2 at a friends house, then go home for 1/2 an hour and repeat the process. If your kids are old enough to drive, that's not an issue.

So yes: per square foot, Riverside and Old Greenwich are more expensive and have been for a long time - families with young children particularly want to live in the area. The trade off is in privacy and room - some people insist on those, others do without them for the convenience. The nice thing about Greenwich is that there's room enough to satisfy both tastes.

82 Buckfield

Here's a nice house in the Back Country that was, I think, aggressively priced back in 2005 at $4.790 million. It languished for awhile at that price, was pulled, and eventually returned at $4.495 million. Today the sellers chopped a cool million from that and now ask $3.495 (do I have to do all the mathematical heavy lifting around here?). I wish for the sellers' sake that they'd started here, when the market was stronger - ok, when there was a market at all - but it's now a lot of house for a reasonable amount of money. I wish the sellers well.

5 Raymond Street, Old Greenwich

When this house (click on title above for listing details) was last on the market back in 2004 it was listed at $1.625 million and sold quickly at full asking price. That was then. It's now on the market again - the listing claims it was "renovated" in 2008 but I'm pretty sure that's just realtor speak for tidied up and painted. In May, the seller asked $2.250 million; it's now down to $1.788, still 10% over what they paid for it four years ago. If the seller is lucky he'll manage to break even, in my opinion.

Happy news from happy Realtors What downturn? Every thing's great and now's the perfect time to buy a house, says this economist. Don't let the fact that he works for the National Association of Realtors throw you for even one instant. He couldn't say it if it weren't true, right?

You say Hello, and I say Dubai

Like castles built on sand, the Dubai real estate boom is crashing. Too bad.

Dean Barnett has died. Dean was best known, perhaps, in the Bloggers' world but he was also a guest host on the Hugh Hewitt Show, a writer for the Weekly Standard, and one of the longest living cystic fibrosis sufferers. His description of that disease, and his courageous refusal to be daunted by it, can be found here.

Dean and I were just email friends, though he liked my books and even plugged one - probably sold a couple of hundred copies for me, for which I remain grateful. What I regret is that, despite several attempts, we never met for dinner. At first we were going to meet half way between his home in Boston and mine, then I said I'd come up to Boston just for the pleasure. His health dropped off around then and we never had the chance again. I guess my point is, don't pass up such opportunities - make it a point to catch up with friends, go that extra mile. Because it sucks when it's too late.

Rentals
These are hard to track because the data aren't reported in any easily accessible format but basically, rentals are holding their own. 35 single family homes rented in the past two months compared with 27 for the same period last year (there are currently an additional 211 SF homes available for rent, so we're not exactly burning through our inventory). What's harder to find, however, without examining each listing and comparing its original listing price: $15,000, for instance, and its actual rented price -$10,000, is how much rents have fallen, if at all. I know that each day the realtors' hot sheet is stuffed with rental reductions; what I don't have is a specific number from which to compute that decline. If I did any rental business I might be tempted to spend the hours necessary to determine that number but I don't, so I won't. But I do feel safe in suggesting that, if you have a good tenant in your property now and the rent's coming up for renewal,this isn't the time to do so.

(Non -real estate subject matter - reader discretion is strongly advised. Back later, after open house tour to report on that soggy mess.)

The decline of America, as predicted by Pete DuPont in the WSJ . DuPont's not the first to see and warn against this disaster but, given the likely result in next week's election, he may be the last - after that his type will be describing, not predicting. I have no reason to believe that,even if they were to read DuPont's article, Americans would vote differently. In Russia, most citizens, especially young citizens, feel no revulsion towards Stalin and would vote for him tomorrow, should he reappear. Lucky them if he does, eh? But I read recently in the WSJ of a focus group of likely American voters who felt that they wanted Obama in the White House because he'd bring us back to the Reagan era, "when the government ran all the big businesses and everything worked great."

Obama promises fat welfare checks to (almost) everyone but since few folks are willing to admit that they're on the dole, he calls them "tax credits". " Say ya don't pay taxes? No matter,son, here's a credit - go buy some food stamps fur that fine fambly of yurs and don't forget to vote Demmerkratic, cause we's the ones who done give you this, straight from the wallets of the rich." American voters are lapping this stuff up. Free health care, paid for with pixie dust! An end to suffering! Finally, a parking space right in front of the video store! And no one pays for any of this except the kazillion-trillion millionaires out there who'll just keep plugging away, earning income so the Anointed One can redistribute it to us. Glory, Hallelujah, mine eyes have seen the coming!

This kind of abysmal ignorance, coupled with the inherent greed of so many people who relish the idea of getting their paws on something someone else owns will ensure our decline. The people want change? Boy are they going to get it.

Pigs get fat, hogs get slaughtered.

Collect $20 billion from us taxpayers, pay yourselves $13 billion in bonuses -
That's what Goldman Sachs and Morgan Stanley have planned. I try very hard to retain my enthusiam and support for free enterprise and capitalism. That's hard to do when the top pigs put their snouts deep into the feed trough and release the resulting byproduct on the rest of us. The Wall Streeters may think they're just enjoying getting fat on dumb taxpayers; their hoggish behavior may produce another result entirely.

Here's a surprise. Home sales go up as prices decline. Something tells me that there's an economic principle to be discovered here.

Update: Floyd Norris of the NYT says those are fudged figures and that new home sales are lower than they've been since 1991.

Well darn.
Tony Hillerman is dead at 83. I really enjoyed his books and will miss his writing.

If Bush is elected President our civil liberties will be .... Oh no, that's happening in liberal Canada, where real estate agents are required to snoop for the government. Name, federal id #, source of funds, etc. must all be collected by agents from their clients and forwarded to the government so that terrorists can be captured. If a buyer is even from another province he must personally prove his identity in a face to face meeting with an agent there before that agent can pass him along to an agent in the next province.

That sucks but if you don't like that aspect of Canadian life, consider this: I spent the weekend with a great bunch of Canadians in a very much apolitical setting. To a man, they complained about their health care system - if you're in pain, but the situation isn't life threatening, you can wait as long as 2 years for surgery. Those of us so joyously awaiting next Tuesday's anointment and the coming of the solution to our health insurance problems might want to schedule surgery now, rather than wait til after January's coronation.

Here's a dubious marketing idea: Selling real estate to fellow Christians. Apparently there are real estate agents out there who make direct appeals to Muslims and Jews, too, but I find the whole idea off-putting. If it works, though, look for a Crescent and a star and a cross on my next business card. I'm nothing if not polytheistic.

Well Good! U.S. attacks terrorists in Syria.
Syria's Ambassador to the U.K. says,

""This is an outrageous raid which is against international law. It is a terrible crime."

To which I say, "please sir, can we have some more?"

163 Old Church Road

This was reduced today a little over 6% from $3.750 Million to $3.5. I mentioned earlier this month that there were 3 houses on Old Church Road all in this price range and all unsold. One, 149, has dropped it price from $3.795 to $2.950, now 163 is seeing the light, albeit dimly. The hold out is #56, which came on at $3.750 million and has stuck fast at that price, regardless of what the market says. Good luck to all of them. Two of them, at least, are very nice houses.

276 Riversville Road has been returned to the market with a new price of $3.3 million - it didn't sell back in 2004 at $4.495 million, so one can't really say that this new price reflects an actual drop of market value but, as the property is owned by a real estate professional is is an indication of what he felt the market would sustain then and where he thinks the market is now. Of course, he was obviously wrong in 2004, so take this drop for what it's worth.

As of today, Monday morning at 9 AM, we have recorded 9 contracts for single family homes in the month. In October of last year, when the sub-prime disaster had begun to unfold and the market was beginning its nosedive, 33 houses went to contract. So we're down about 70% from there but the week is young - maybe we'll see a strong performance during the next five days. We saw 14 contracts in the last 8 business days of October, 2007 and it would be great if we duplicated that this year - I don't think we will.

Off to the woods

I'm heading inland and will walk until no one recognizes the computer on my shoulder. Back Sunday night. So why the picture of a sailboat? Captures the feeling and its title is "Truant Sailing Away". My kind of kid.

See you next week.

Interesting if true
I have no idea how to link to his individual posts (his blog setup's problem not mine, I think) but here's a lengthy quote from Greenwich Round Up on the future, or lack thereof, of Greenwich Time. I've heard the same rumor for months but his appears to be better sourced.

"For months Greenwich Roundup has been exclusively reporting what a confidential source at the Stamford Advocate source has been telling us.

We are told that the Corporate Suits at Hearst Newspapers are going to slowly combine all of the daily newspapers like the Greenwich Time, that are now currently being printed in Bridgeport into one paper with the Connecticut Post masthead.

This much like how Gannet folded the Port Chester Daily Item, the Mamaroneck Times, New Rochelle Standard Star and close to another dozen Putnam, Rockland and Westchester newspapers into the regional newspaper called the Journal News which has the regional news website called LoHud.com , which stands for Lower Hudson, New York.

"Later the old newspaper mast heads were changed into free weekly newspapers that carried grocery and drug store ads on Thursdays and Friday's to non-Journal News subscribers. Town that did not have a daily newspaper were covered by half a dozen or so weekly newspapers that have a masthead with the Express name.

And this is what the the Corporate Suits at Hearst Newspapers have planned for Greenwich and other towns in Fairfield County. The Connecticut Post will be thrown on your front door each morning and the Greenwich Citizen will be a mailbox wrapper for slick ad papers, weather you are a subscriber or not.

This why Hearst Newspapers did not want the Greenwich Time offices and chose to temporarily rent a small office space in Riverside, CT. Maybe the Greenwich Citizen offices in Putnam Avenue will become a local news bureau and advertising sales office. Or maybe this office will be folded into the Bridgeport facility when the lease is up."

351 Round Hill Road

Not content with demanding all my money for redistribution

My pal Claudette wants my time, too and keeps asking about this property. Once she put her glasses on and gave me the right address I thought I'd answered her question but now she reports that people seem to be moving in. Anything for a friend. So far as I know, it's still for sale, and there's no record of it ever having been offered for rent or rented - doesn't mean a bunch of poor folks haven't expropriated it in the name of the People, of course - just ask Dr. Zhivago about that. It came on two years ago, its price has ranged from as high as $7,275,000 to the current low of $6,450,000 (11% less). Two brokers, it's back now with the first. I suspect that its failure to sell is unrelated to the choice of broker.

Another brand to boycott

Baskin Robbins is peddling "Whirl of Change"
"an Election Special for 2008"ice cream with a little donkey on it. Donkey dung is more like it but, as my pal Claudette likes to threaten, when her Demmerkrats get through with people like me we won't be able to buy ice cream anyway, so what do I care? I care about the Little People, Claudette, those who, having crammed my money in their pockets, will flock to the slots and ice cream stores to spend it. God forbid they should choke on a bit of donkey dung.

Update: Just to the left (they were trying to trick me!) of the Obama donkey dung ice cream Baskin Robbins offers the "Straight Talk Express", which at least at first glance would seem to be a sop to Republicans and an attempt to be bi-partisan. But aha! You'll notice that it's covered with nuts! The vast, left-wing conspiracy is hard at work, even in our ice cream factories! Will they stop at nothing?

252 Milbank

Going down? I liked this house very much when I first saw it earlier this year. Seven bedrooms, 8,000 sq.ft. (or something like that), a nice location just two blocks from the Avenue, and all that. What I didn't like was its price and neither, apparently, did anyone else. Except its builder, who kept that price pegged at $7,775,000 from December '07 until October 2, when he finally succumbed to market conditions and dropped it 10% to $6.975. He didn't wait so long for the second drop: yesterday, he lowered it another 3% - $200,000 - to $6.775, a cool million off its original asking price. Whether that's enough to move it is another question - what fascinates me is the slow motion train wreck we're witnessing - how low are we going, and how quickly? I sure don't know.

So maybe you might want to wait on that $25 million place on Round Hill.

At least until Monday, to see how all this shakes out . According to Bloomberg News, things look rocky out there. And Mr. Bloomberg himself, speaking on the radio this morning,described the world economic scene as "a complete effin' mess" (well, there's a bit of translation in that, but he wasn't encouraging).

Here, thanks to a reader, is a WSJ article on real estate blogs. Heck, compared to what's going on in the rest of the country, this blog's awfully tame. I may have to step on the spice a bit.

Shattered Rice Bowl?

Chi-com real estate tanks .
One difference between our two countries is that when you screw up bad in America, Dickie Fuld sells some art . In China, they put a bullet in your skull, sell your organs and bill your relatives for that bullet (6 cents) pour l'encouragement des autres. Given the outrage in Congress, we may soon adopt the Chinese practice but if we do, I hope we start in the Congressional chambers.

Oh the Humanity! continued.

NPR's reporter, one Kaye Rosenfeld, just informed us that the Anointed One will be spending the weekend in a place called "Ha - wai -ee-ee" near "Hun-o-leu-leu". In the past, liberals didn't bother trying out native pronunciations of cities in the civilized world - you never heard people like Kaye Rosenfeld refer to "Par-hee", for example. The more blighted and God forsaken the location, however, the more these fine people tripped over their tongues trying to add a native inflection to show that they were one with the oppressed.

This blight on our language spread to any city with Spanish roots, except Los Angeles, oppressed or not. Now it's begun in our 50th state because, why? Oppression? Third world solidarity? I suspect it's because of the Native Hawaiian Restorative Justice and Recognition bill, introduced by Senator Akakka in the last Congress and promptly shot down as a Constitutional disaster that would wreak havoc in that and the other 49 states. It's now, with the coming Demmerkrat revolution, given an excellent chance of passage and our mainstream media reporters are stumbling around in shocked surprise:"Holy, s... - there are Indians hiding in the pineapples? Get out the 'Non-offending, Native American and Po' Folks dictionary and find out what these people call themselves! And what the hell is poi? - am I expected to eat this crap?"

Oh, we're in for a swell time. Just wait until the next time you fly over Iowa - wave hello to the ethanol plants of Day Moi, formerly Des Moines.

Why our schools are in such a mess: Board of Ed delays beginning of search for new Superintendent. It will take two weeks to even start forming a committee that, in turn, will decide on the "skill set" needed by the next person to run our school. That should consume a couple of months, I suppose, then they'll hire an "educational expert" to help conduct a national search, interview noted educators from around the world, negotiate an overly-generous contract and finally, with great fanfare, announce the latest in a long string of failures.

Why do these people speak in jargon? "Skill set" indeed. Why do they need two weeks to even begin to begin? Members are away? Let someone introduce them to the telephone or, gasp! email. And why, after 200 years, do they need to form yet another committee to decide upon the necessary skills required of a superintendent? Have things changed in 3 years? Was their previous effort in this regard a complete, colossal flop? Of course it was, but why, then, are these idiots allowed to try again? Could that have anything to do with the refusal of our local political parties to permit competition in school board elections? I report, you decide.

Right now, 40% of our students can't pass a basic reading test -70% can't perform at an advanced level. In Greenwich! The wealthiest, most highly-educated town in the nation is cranking out illiterates - great. It's going to take more than a new superintendent to fix this shameful situation. I'd start with adjusting the attitude of the parent quoted in the Time's article who objected to a new reading program because she wanted a "well-rounded skill set" for her child. Honey, you may be qualified to sit on the school board, but I suggest that, if your little darlin' can't read, she'll be flattened by the world, well-rounded or not.

Ethanol - fuel of the future!
Well darn - Iowa ethanol plants causing 15% of state's pollution.

I've always admired McCain for at least one act of political courage: he appeared in that farm state back in 2000 (? - 2004?) during primary days and said he imposed federal government subsidies for ethanol because the stuff was worthless. He lost that primary yet still opposes the crud. To my knowledge he's the only national politician who refuses to kneel at the corn altar.

Due to an outpouring of demand for more (one, actually, and he didn't really mean it), here's a limerick with a real estate theme:

A builder from sunny St. Barts
Made houses from modular parts
He said with a sigh,
As he watched business die
Damn Greenwichers have too many smarts!

But you'll hurt their feelings!

Here's a stupid bit of advice on pricing and low-ball offers

""Lots of buyers think the market is so bad that they can make any offer and have it accepted," says Carolyn Ratner, an associate broker with Fairfax Realty in Falls Church. "But people need to understand that hiring an agent to be your buyer representative means that you are interested in a fair deal, not that you are out to cheat the seller. You can't sell a home without a meeting of the minds, which means bringing both sides together."

Look: these days, buyers and sellers have different agents so "fairness" isn't an issue, if it ever was. "It's not personal, it's business." Still good advice. The lady quoted above is just silly to think that the choice is between a fair deal, whatever that is, and cheating, whatever that is. See house, like it, make offer. Seller accepts, rejects or makes counter-offer. We're all adults here, we all know how to count, so there's nothing to cheat about. I suspect that Agent Ratner feels uncomfortable presenting low-ball offers so she's set out to convince her buyers to offer more than they want to, all under the guise of being "fair". Phooey.

A tougher stance, one that I like much more, is also found in the article:

Ron Sitrin, a Realtor with Long & Foster Real Estate Co. Inc. in the District, says the nature of this market almost begs for low-ball offers.
"Buyers feel they have a choice, so if their offer isn't accepted, the chances are high that they will find something else they want," Mr. Sitrin says. "There's no fear of loss on the buyer's side."

Atta boy, Ron. My advice is, if your buyer rep starts sounding New Age lovey, lights incense in her car and begins humming Kumbaya, get another agent.

AIG to sell Stowe? The company's woes have everyone in town nervous, probably with good reason.

"The most expensive ski facility in the Eastern U.S., owned by American International Group Inc., is halfway through a $400 million renovation that began a decade ago when Maurice ``Hank'' Greenberg was running the insurance company. AIG's founder, avid skier Cornelius Vander Starr, began developing the resort more than 60 years ago after the Civilian Conservation Corps cut the mountain's first trails during the Great Depression."

I quit skiing Stowe in 1970 or so when I grew tired of paying $10 (hey - that was a lot of money back then) and standing in line - I used to sleep in my VW bus to afford lift tickets so I wanted my money's worth. I found it at Mad River, but I still have good memories of Stowe and I'd be sorry to see it go under. Doesn't sound like my kind of place any more, though.

Don't blame me, because it was "Retired IB'er" who broached the topic of bad limericks using Nantucket, St. Barts and Gay Head. He took the easy way out and chose Nantucket but has yet to touch upon the latter two. If he's so retired, what the heck does he do with his time? Oh well, nature abhorring a vacuum, I offer the following:

There once was a man on St. Bart's,
Who dined only on beans and his ....
His girlfriend said geeze, if you'll just eat some cheese,
we can swim at our ease,
drink wine as we please,
and the natives won't whack our rear parts.

Pretty bad, but for top of the head stuff, it'll have to do. How about,

There once was a girl from Gay Head,
whose boyfriend was desperate for er, you know -
He begged and he pleaded, she felt she was needed but said Darling, I'd rather be dead.

Your turn!

A reader asks, "any figures for us?" I have no idea what he means but this is a full service blog, so here you go:Female Figure

The Brooks Brother's set on a rampage - hate spills over. Racism!!

Obama supporter beaten, robbed and face mutilated

Windows shot out at Obama Campaign Manager's home

McCain supporters attack female Obama volunteer worker, strike her in face, body, throw her to ground. "It's this god damn election," one attacker explains. "It's made me so angry!"

Home, car of
Obama supporter vandalized in Maryland

Obama campaign bus shot, defaced in New Mexico

And on and on. Will this violence never end? Must we endure such hatred just as we approach the promised land? Oh, when will we learn? When will we ever le- Oh - all those reports are about attacks on McCain supporters? Well then, never mind!

Foreclosures in Greenwich?
Not a huge problem yet, and perhaps it never will be, but the Realtytrac.com site seems busier than before (hard to say because it lumps in Stamford and Port Chester when you just want to search Greenwich). It shows 525 pre-foreclosure an foreclosure properties right now which, if memory serves (and it often doesn't) is about 150 more than when I checked a month ago. Some are stale - 7 Dwight Lane has come and gone, and others were resolved. But some are recent: On October 18, a house on Tomac Lane in Old Greenwich had a lis pendens filed against it signalling foreclosure on a $2,750,000 debt (I found the exact address of the house by combining the limited information RealtyTrac provides non-paying visitors with the Greenwich Tax Assessor's on-line data base, but I won't provide further details - the owner obviously has enough problems). There's another fresh one on Dialstone Lane, in Riverside ($925,000) Havemeyer Lane, etc. Some of these debtors have a real problem: comparing their debt to the value of their homes, there may be no equity in the place, in which case you can probably expect the foreclosure to proceed.

My guess is that things are going to get worse from here because too many folks earning large-figure paychecks lived too close to the edge. Come bonus time, if there is no bonus, how is the mortgage going to get paid? I hope I'm wrong, both because I see no need to rejoice in another's misfortune and because foreclosures drag down the value of all houses in the neighborhood: $220,000 according to one report I read, and that was comparing things nationally - there's probably a worse effect on high-end towns like Greenwich.

So that's gloomy enough. We had one contract reported today, which makes three for the week. That should cheer you up.

Demmerkrats considering killing 401 (k) plans. But don't worry - they'll take care of your money for you and will pay you 3% a year. That should work every bit as well as the Social Security Trust Fund. But remember, "socialist" is just a code word for black - you criticize this plan, you ain't nothin' but a racist.

70 Pecksland

This was listed in July for $3,750,000 and sold yesterday for $3,002,000, or 80% of asking. That's a smart move from a realistic seller, I think. As an aside, you never know about personal taste in real estate. There's another house, right up the road, listed for $3.195 million. I saw both houses the same day and thought the second superior to the first. Of course, that day there was a $550,000 difference in the second house's favor, which would certainly have affected my judgment, but since either house could have been bought for $3,000,000 (I assume), clearly this buyer liked house number 1. As I said, there's a large element of personal taste in these matters.

Courtesy of a reader

OwlGore bundled up
You give me some real estate news to write about - buy a house, sell a house, sign a contract, anything - and I'll write real estate. Until then, you're stuck with fun filler; you have only yourself to blame.
Gore Effect comes to Harvard. Dictionary definition of that:

The phenomenon that leads to unseasonably cold temperatures, driving rain, hail, or snow whenever Al Gore visits an area to discuss global warming. Hence, the Gore Effect.

Addressing the efforts of the Harvard nitwits (I use their stupidity to remind myself that high SAT's are no guarantee of sound thinking - certain readers, were they to see my own test scores, would agree wholeheartedly) to keep warm during Gore's speech on global warming the author of the piece I link to says,

Cute! The best thing one can do when it's raining is to let it rain but the best thing one can do when it's warming by 0.6 °C per century is to fight the climate, to redesign the Harvard logo, to unravel the modern industrial civilization (if you allow me to exaggerate just a little bit), and to serve people hot soup and cider so that they won't freeze during the celebration of their heroic fight against warming. ;-)

To think that these kids will be running the hedge funds of tomorrow.

The Quality of Gossip is Certainly Strained
By Amanda Von Stuckle

Look: who was it who first reported a Kathy Lee sighting at CVS?. Moi! Now that Greenwich Post's gossip reporter has taken to staking out my snooping grounds and - big whoop - she says she saw that poor old former baseball player, Lee Mazzilli at the same place, buying Grecian Formula 101 or something. Look, bitch, I'll give you Valbella's but stay the F off my turf! CVS is mine, all mine.

Regis's house, by the way, is on the market for $5.4 million not, as a CVS clerk must have told you, $2.5. Of course, given that it's not selling, maybe that clerk is on to something. Does she wanna sell real estate on the side? It would mean a cut in pay,of course, but she would get free tours of our celebrities' homes.