Thursday, October 23, 2008



The Quality of Gossip is Certainly Strained
By Amanda Von Stuckle

Look: who was it who first reported a Kathy Lee sighting at CVS?. Moi! Now that Greenwich Post's gossip reporter has taken to staking out my snooping grounds and - big whoop - she says she saw that poor old former baseball player, Lee Mazzilli at the same place, buying Grecian Formula 101 or something. Look, bitch, I'll give you Valbella's but stay the F off my turf! CVS is mine, all mine.

Regis's house, by the way, is on the market for $5.4 million not, as a CVS clerk must have told you, $2.5. Of course, given that it's not selling, maybe that clerk is on to something. Does she wanna sell real estate on the side? It would mean a cut in pay,of course, but she would get free tours of our celebrities' homes.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey Amanda girlfriend, how you doin'? if you want to see celebrities hang out at the Ford dealership, most of them are turning in their mercedes for fords, even the celebs are having hard times.
Holla!

Greenwich Diva

Chris Fountain said...

Claudette, I hate to break this to you but there's no longer a Ford (or a Chevy, for that matter) dealer in town. Miller read the smoke signals from the tailpipes and switched entirely to Lexus some years ago. Perhaps he'll switch back but for now, don't worry, girl - you can still get your Bentley serviced! What that huge staff of hired help will do is for you to worry about.

Anonymous said...

oh damnm, do we have an Hyundai dealership in town yet?

Greenwich Diva

Anonymous said...

Yes - hard times are here - for all!

Chris Fountain said...

For your staff's transportation needs? I recommend Dave's Cycle, in Cos Cob.