Another brand to boycott

Baskin Robbins is peddling "Whirl of Change"
"an Election Special for 2008"ice cream with a little donkey on it. Donkey dung is more like it but, as my pal Claudette likes to threaten, when her Demmerkrats get through with people like me we won't be able to buy ice cream anyway, so what do I care? I care about the Little People, Claudette, those who, having crammed my money in their pockets, will flock to the slots and ice cream stores to spend it. God forbid they should choke on a bit of donkey dung.

Update: Just to the left (they were trying to trick me!) of the Obama donkey dung ice cream Baskin Robbins offers the "Straight Talk Express", which at least at first glance would seem to be a sop to Republicans and an attempt to be bi-partisan. But aha! You'll notice that it's covered with nuts! The vast, left-wing conspiracy is hard at work, even in our ice cream factories! Will they stop at nothing?