Oh the Humanity! continued.

NPR's reporter, one Kaye Rosenfeld, just informed us that the Anointed One will be spending the weekend in a place called "Ha - wai -ee-ee" near "Hun-o-leu-leu". In the past, liberals didn't bother trying out native pronunciations of cities in the civilized world - you never heard people like Kaye Rosenfeld refer to "Par-hee", for example. The more blighted and God forsaken the location, however, the more these fine people tripped over their tongues trying to add a native inflection to show that they were one with the oppressed.

This blight on our language spread to any city with Spanish roots, except Los Angeles, oppressed or not. Now it's begun in our 50th state because, why? Oppression? Third world solidarity? I suspect it's because of the Native Hawaiian Restorative Justice and Recognition bill, introduced by Senator Akakka in the last Congress and promptly shot down as a Constitutional disaster that would wreak havoc in that and the other 49 states. It's now, with the coming Demmerkrat revolution, given an excellent chance of passage and our mainstream media reporters are stumbling around in shocked surprise:"Holy, s... - there are Indians hiding in the pineapples? Get out the 'Non-offending, Native American and Po' Folks dictionary and find out what these people call themselves! And what the hell is poi? - am I expected to eat this crap?"

Oh, we're in for a swell time. Just wait until the next time you fly over Iowa - wave hello to the ethanol plants of Day Moi, formerly Des Moines.