Come on, you pikers!

A Russian, taking time off from militarily invading his neighbors, has just bought a house on the Riviera for $500 million Euros which, assuming 1.49 dollars per Euro, works out to about $750 million of our pathetic greenbacks. And you're worried about stetching for a measly $30 million mansion? Heck, Helmsley's digs for $125 million look positively cheap.