Rant of the morning - real estate readers, avert your eyes

California, home of all great ideas, was the first state to ban smoking in restaurants and now many of its cities have expanded that to the smoggy area outside. The ban seems to be working but I do wonder what possible health benefit is achieved by protecting an outdoor cafe patron from inhaling second hand smoke while continuing to expose the poor bastard to the world's foulest air (you say, "China's is worse, but every evening, prevailing winds dump a new load of Chinese poison on poor old California, so they're doubly blessed).

What concerns me, however, and what alarmed a few folks way back when the first smoking ban was imposed, is, "what's next?". Doomsayers predicted,and were scoffed at for their prediction, that this kind of governmental intrusion would spread and of course it has, from calorie counts and trans fat bans in New York City, no foie gras in Chicago, no smoking, alone, in your own car, etc.

Now Los Angeles has banned additional fast food joints in South LA. Leave alone the possibility that these places provided jobs in a blighted area that has never recovered from the Rodney King riots (and before that, the Watts frolics of 1965), what kind of paternalistic beneficence is going on here? Grown adults won't be allowed to buy a $1.00 cheeseburger but must instead opt for a full course tofu dinner that (a) costs far more and (b) doesn't exist within 5 miles of South LA?

Except for those too lazy to cook, the most healthy dinner is probably one you prepare yourself because you have full control and choice of ingredients. Los Angelenos apparently, don't have that option and are forced into the streets where they stuff themselves on the first food offered.

"The people don't want [fast food joints], but when they don't have any other options, they may gravitate to what's there," [Councilwoman Jan]Perry said in Monday's Los Angeles Times. So much for the free market - the city council will now decide what people want and don't want.

The city council exerts this dubious authority on the grounds that the citizens under its control are too fat: obesity consumes public funds to treat so sure, let's "do something" about it and individual choice be damned. "We can't take away their X-boxes" one supporter explains, alluding to the fact that lack of exercise contributes at least as much to the problem of chubby wubbies as cheese does, but why not? Exactly the same rationale applies. In fact,this reasoning opens the door to anything politicians want to impose for the good of "the people" - forced exercise, for instance (you say no, but Barak Obama is floating a proposal for compulsory "volunteer" service, 2 years for every young adult in America, so why not a brief stint of calisthenics each day in the local park, to get ready for that service?)

Even I'm not so old that I can't remember when people were pretty much free to do what they wanted to do so long as they weren't harming anyone else. That freedom has slowly eroded as the kind of people who enjoy telling others what to do have gained ascendancy via a "social cost" argument. We as a society are paying the medical costs for (some) people so we have the right to tell all of you to: wear seat belts; motorcycle helmets; not ingest trans fats; no goose liver (okay, it's not a health cost issue but we also have taken over the prerogative of protecting the well being of geese - so there); and so forth and so on. Just wait until we have national health insurance and we can go after diabetics and juveniles with rotting teeth for consuming too much candy. I admire the optimism of reformers who truly believe that if we all only did as they told us to it would be a wonderful world, but I wonder at, and fear, their combination of naivety and lust for power.

(Rant over.)

Milbank Avenue still draws optimists

I see that yesterday two adjacent properties on Milbank Avenue, 196 and 198, went to contract. These are tear-down multi-families so I assume that a builder's planning condos on the site. Asking price for each lot was $1.6 million and, while asking and getting often aren't the same thing, it's encouraging that someone still has enough faith in the Greenwich condominium market to go to contract on this land.

The devil just whispered, "a fool and his money ..." but that's just mean.

Update:

The sales price was just announced: $1,250,00 for each lot, so about 22% off asking price.

Sell that house

A reader asks:

"I have taken my home off the market during August, just needed a break and nothing was happening. I plan to put it back on, when would you suggest? When things were cooking, would it have been the 1st/2nd week in Sept?"

She's right (or he's right) that early September has traditionally seen a surge of new listings that mark the beginning of what used to be, anyway, the fall buying season. I think I'd still advise putting it on at that time - perhaps September 15th, which allows for Labor Day (the 1st) and the week after that for kids to get settled in school and their parents to begin looking. I also like the later date because, in this market, it will provide an opportunity for the seller and her agent to take a hard, objective look at the competition, old and new - the stuff that came on the week before. At that point, if both seller and agent are convinced that the house is fairly priced (remember, I said make a hard, objective comparison) then, especially in a case like this, where the property's been on the market long enough to wear out its would-be seller, I'd reprice it at least 10% lower. You do want to sell the place, right?

But make sure, in calculating that reduction, that you're not over market to begin with (and the fact that it hasn't sold suggests that it is). There's a "new" listing today that's come back with a new broker and a new price that's 15% off its original but that original price was ridiculous, given the location. I'm being deliberately vague about this home's identity because I don't want to embarrass the owner or make it even harder to sell but, when I first saw this place a year ago, I thought it was easily priced 2X too high. If i was right and, so far, the market bears me out, a 15% reduction isn't going to do any good and will only prolong the owner's agony.

Speaking of which, the house is a spec project and has a lot of company out there. Local banks funded many of these houses and I wonder how long it will be before we start seeing some of these small banks in trouble. Just sayin'...

We're all going to die

So Give your money to the government. It's stories like this that give global warming a bad name. That and OwlGore's mansions, planes, houseboats and limousines, of course.

WWTDD?

That means, of course, "what would The Donald do?". I don't believe Mr. trump has stepped foot in town since he abandoned the fair Ivana but even the master of bankruptcy might be stumped by the challenge of unloading certain land on Quaker Lane, way up off Riversville Road. This is a very nice parcel of land with a couple of old caretaker cottages but it's been kicking around for quite awhile. (Mr.Andrew Kissel may have had eye on it but if so he permanently lost interest in further projects after his misadventure on Dairy Road - the new house built where Kissel's body was discovered remains unsold, bye the bye, despite being marked down $10.750 to $8.950. Market conditions or psychological impact? I don't know).

The land was listed for $1.995 Million in April of '04 and sold for $1.650 in February of '05. So far, so good, but it was returned to market in April '07 for $2.495 and some of us, noticing that nothing much had been done to the buildings and that the land itself hadn't expanded thought, "huh?". The marketplace agreed and the price gradually kept dropping until, as the listing expired this past April, it could have been had for $1.995. Now it's back with a new broker and the price has been edged back up a jot to $1.999 million. I guess the new broker thinks things have improved since April.

I repeat that this is very nice land and will make someone a great building site but I suspect that the 2005 sales price marked its high water mark, at least for the foreseeable future. Time will tell and apparently, the seller has lots of that.

No taxes for NYC

Mortgage losses are so large that many Wall Street firms won't be paying NY City income taxes for years according to the Bloomberg article linked above. That's probably bad news for Connecticut, too.

Oil Prices fall as demand drops

Don't tell the Demmerkrats, but this is how the market place works. Too bad that the same underlying principle applies to real estate.

Buck teeth? Not on Chinese television!

Good Lord, it turns out that a Chinese government official nixed the appearance on TV of a little girl who has buck teeth (picture and story above). Spring for some braces, comrade.

There are lots of reasons I haven't watched a single minute of the Olympics and this just adds to them.

Off to open houses

It's Tuesday morning, so it's time to spend some gas and see what's new today (not much and, despite gasoline dropping to $4.19 a gallon in Cos Cob, it remains a commodity I am increasingly reluctant to consume, so I'm picky about what I see). One listing that caught my eye is five acres on Wooddale, off of Lake: 5 acres in a 2 acre zone, with a 1952 contemporary by Minoru Yamasaki. I understand that the guy designed the Twin Towers which, despite their tragic ending, remain one of my least favorite examples of modern architecture.

In fact, this fellow seems to sum up much of what I don't like about the past century's architecture. According to Wikipedia,

His first significant project was the Pruitt-Igoe housing project in St. Louis, Missouri, 1955. Despite his love of Japanese traditional design, this was a stark, modernist concrete structure. The housing project experienced so many problems that it was demolished in 1972, less than twenty years after its completion. Its destruction is considered by some to be the beginning of postmodern architecture.

I can't say I'm any more enthusiastic about postmodernism (you suspected that from my politics, didn't you?) but tearing down malfunctioning ugly buildings certainly has my support.

Update: Here's more on the Pruitt-Igoe housing project.
And photos here.

Update: It's actually a very nice modern house, 1950's style. Lots of glass providing great views of the surrounding lawns and woods, a simple layout and a very quiet, understated place, all in all. Of course, it will never survive the wrecker's ball, so I'm glad I had a chance to see it before it's scraped into a dumpster.

Code Pink Marches to Georgia!

Well they haven't exactly announced anything like that but given their outrage of a few years ago (link above) I expect to see them off any day now.
More here

Or perhaps they're off to Moscow hospitals?

Or Washington!

Update: Never mind - turns out, it's all Bush's fault.

Tear down of the week

This house at 12 St. Claire Avenue in Old Greenwich sold in a bidding war this past April for $3 million and change. I was, and remain astonished, because I don't think a builder could afford to pay so much for land and expect any kind of profit and a private homeowner will, I'd estimate, end up with a house costing somewhere around $5 million dollars. Will this street support that kind of value? The buyer obviously thinks so. In any event, another one is about to hit the dust.

Update: After inquiry, I learned that this 0.55 acres was held as two seperate lots, dating back to when Old Greenwich had much less restrictive zoning regulations. So, under the "grandfather rules" of zoning, the purchaser will be able to erect two houses where one now stands, even though he couldn't do that today, were it one lot.

I still question the wisdom of paying $1,500,000 each for two 11,900 sq. ft. building lots on this street. One upside: the sight of two huge houses on two tiny lots should more than distract us from the loss of a nice old farmhouse.

A surplus of phone books

Today's dead tree edition of Greenwich Time has an AP story on the so-far-futile attempt by legislatures to permit homeowners to opt out of receiving 5000 phone books each year. The article isn't avialable on line but while Googling for it I came across a similar article which I link to above. Most encouraging news" Bill Gates thinks the books will be obsolete in five years. Others aren't as sanguine, because there's lots of money generated by these things but for once, I'll hope that Gates is right.

Buying Foreclosed Homes in Bulk

Thanks to a reader I have a link to the story I mentioned yesterday. It's found above.

Who's out there lending?

Not Fannie Mae. I'm still searching for the article on brave investors pitching to buy entire portfolios of foreclosed homes from banks but here's a bit of gloomy news from last weekend, just in case you missed it. You can use the link for the full article but this sums things up rather nicely:

Fannie Mae executives, in a conference call with analysts on Friday, said they intended to reduce the growth of the company’s loan portfolio and stop buying riskier so-called Alt-A mortgages by the end of the year. Fannie Mae will also begin charging more to guarantee loan repayments, a step that is likely to push mortgage rate higher.

“Fannie and Freddie’s decision to curtail support of the mortgage market is going to make mortgages more expensive for potential home buyers, which is going to hurt the overall economy,” said Howard Shapiro, an analyst at Fox-Pitt, Kelton. “They’re the only real buyers in this market, and they’re going to buy less. That’s really bad news.”

Distressed loans

There was an article in either Bloomberg or the NY Times yesterday about vulture capitalists buying huge chunks of foreclosed properties from banks. I haven't found that article yet but while I was looking I came across this related story (see link above) about investors buying bad loans and mortgages. What I found interesting was that leon Black, principal of Apollo Group and owner of Realogy (which, in turn, owns Century 21, Sotheby's and Coldwell Banker) is NOT interested in buying bad mortgages, even for pennies on the dollar. Does he know something he should be telling us? A little buyer's remorse going on? We'll see, perhaps.

Cars in Greenwich

The web site I link to above may or may not be accurate - I don't think its calculation of median price is on target, for instance. But if you jump around to all five of our zip codes (tat would be 06807, 06830, 06831, 06870 and 06878) you can compile the number of motor vehicles it thinks are in town. Or you can trust my math (always a dangerous thing to do) and learn that we have 43,917 motor vehicles kicking around. That number includes motor scooters, mopeds and the like, but it's still a lot of steel on our streets, given that 25% of our population of 62,000 is under 16 (roughly). No word on how many landscapers, cement trucks and the like fly through our town every day but I do notice, I think, a lessening in their number. If you want a taste of those numbers, park near St. Catherine's at the intersection of the Post Road and Riverside Avenue at 8 in the morning and count how many turn into Riverside. Multiply that by 5 and Bob's your uncle!

Here's another neat trick. Use the website above to navigate and see how many households in Greenwich proper have 5 or more cars: 199 households(owner-occupied and rental) 995 cars. Remind me to stay away from the Back Country on Sundays.

population growth or lack thereof.

Click on title above to reach some interesting data on how Greenwich hasn't grown since 1970, when our population was 59,000 to today, 62,000. Might make you wonder why we have so many moretown employees, but ....

Come on, you pikers!

A Russian, taking time off from militarily invading his neighbors, has just bought a house on the Riviera for $500 million Euros which, assuming 1.49 dollars per Euro, works out to about $750 million of our pathetic greenbacks. And you're worried about stetching for a measly $30 million mansion? Heck, Helmsley's digs for $125 million look positively cheap.

Have you eaten here?

I'm a huge fan of Mexican food and an extended stay in New Mexico pretty much ruined by palate for Taco Bell. Port Chester has some good restaurants but I've been intrigued by this food van which parks at the top of Richmond Hill in Stamford. It's usually crowded and last Saturday, when I stopped by to try it at 1:30 in the afternoon, I was told there'd be a twenty minute wait for my order. Twenty minutes on a Saturday afternoon suggests that something good's cooking so I'll try again. In the meantime, if you've tried it and care to spare me ptomaine poisoning, please write soon.

Decent house in Riverside, cheap!

Well, for Riverside. A couple of price reductions have been taken on this renovated carriage house and at $1,495,000 I think it offers good value. Of course, times being what they are, you might want to try negotiating a price even below "good value".

August doldrums

Town Hall Municipal parking lot, Thursday, 1:30 p.m. Town employees may be at work but the builders and homeowners they usually serve are obviously out of here.

Public hubris

Our First Selectman has chastised the Public Housing Authority for keeping residents in the dark concerning its plans to add new housing units in town. The full article is linked above but I think this quote, as lifted from Greenwich Time, sums up the attitude the head of the housing Authority holds towards lowly citizens and neighbors:

Jonathan DuBois, the Housing Authority's chairman, said the agency had wrongly been under the impression that it was responsible for developing such plans, and that elected politicians were in charge of coordinating the public vetting of them.

We worked with the town agencies for more than a year before the development plan was announced to the public. When it was announced to the public, I expected that the process of public disclosure and explanation would be directed by the Board of Selectmen and the first selectman, who would tell us what meetings to have. That was a mistake," DuBois said.

I'm really not interested in Selectman Tesei's interpretation of what the Housing Authority's up to and apparently neither is he. His demand that they speak, openly and publicly, is a good move. Should be fun to see the fireworks at the first public hearing, a show that, I suspect, the Authority was hoping to avoid.

Current Inventory

John Cooke of Prudential has emailed me the current inventory as of July 31st (click on image to enlarge).

What are we to make of this? Eh? Inventory's up, but we all knew that. I can find some comfort in the fact that the market is not entirely dead. From June 1 to July 31 this year 115 units (30 condominiums, 85 single family houses) went to contract. Among single families,six were priced at $7,000,000 and above (no guarantee what they sold for)three in the $5's, seven in the $4's, nine in the 3's, eighteen in the 2's and twenty-two below $2MM.

Ignoring that June-July isn't our busiest period (nor is August, come to that), we can extrapolate to some dismal figures if we're so inclined. According to Cooke, we have 76 homes available priced above $8MM. Take the 3 contracts we actually had in the two month period, multiply by 6 (that would yield 18) and we have a 4.2 year supply of mega mansions. Boo hiss.

The $7-8MM range isn't so bad - about a year's inventory, assuming no one else decides to list their house in this range for the next 12 months.

We saw no contracts in the $6-7 range so John's inventory of 33 either suggests an infinite supply, you should drop your house out of this price bracket or hope that things will get better come September - probably some combination of all three, I suspect.

$5-6MM, we have 33 houses to unload, and 1.8 years to do so.

$4-5MM, 43 units, 1 year's inventory.


$3-4MM, 62 units, 1/2 year inventory - price your house here!

$2-3MM 105 units, 1 year's inventory

$1-2 139 units -not so bad, but don't count on moving next month.

I repeat, June and July are usually slow months so we can hope for a rejuvenated market come fall. If so, this inventory will shrink faster than I've just extrapolated. I'd feel better about predicting such happy news if the credit market were stronger, Russia weren't invading Georgia (that's Europe Georgia, lest you totally panic) and there weren't an election coming. But all these interesting things are happening, so I'm guessing we'll see a period of hesitation among buyers as they wait to see how things sort out. Bad news for sellers and real estate agents, but what are you gonna do?

Maligning bluefish

Today's WSJ (link above) contains a story of bluefishing off Nantucket and the author quotes several local chefs who never eat, serve or think about these feisty creatures. Not fair. First, they fight much harder and much longer than striped bass, so they're more fun to catch. Second, they're usually easier to catch and when you're casting into a bluefish feeding frenzy on the surface of the sea, you'll experience more excitement in 15 minutes than you will in a week of striper fishing.

It's true, as the author claims, that bluefish do have very sharp teeth that can leave lifetime scars. Ask my boyhood friend Teddy Sumner or have my daughter Kat show you her scar from a snapper (a baby bluefish!) earned years ago. The answer, I have found, is to crush the barbs on your lure's hooks with a pair of pliers so you can achieve an easy release without going near those teeth. You'll lose a few fish but when the blues are biting, you'll never notice the difference and when you boat the creature a flip of the wrist and he's free again. No one needs 15 dead, stiff bluefish stacked like cordwood in the hot sun in the stern of his boat. One does nicely, so let the rest go.

And how do you treat that unlucky one? Easy, if you have any facility with a fillet knife. Place the fish on a board (if you can find a chest-high fish cleaning station at your marina, you're in luck). Cut right behind the head down to the spine, then slide the knife blade along the spine to the tail. One fillet. Set aside, flip fish, repeat. But you're not done! Slap a fillet skin-side down and carefully insert your blade between the skin and the meat. Slide backwards towards the tail again, making sure to keep the blade pressed against the board underneath, while gripping the skin with your left hand (assuming the knife's in your right). Now you have a nice, skinless fillet that's almost ready to cook.

But there's a final trick, taught to me years ago by Riverside resident Buzz Harris. Again picking up your fillet knife, carefully remove all of the reddish flesh you find on what was the skin side, leaving only opaque whitish flesh. The red stuff gives bluefish the strong oily flavoring that only a mackerel lover could enjoy.

Cook it any number of ways. I prefer to grill it over coals with not much of anything except perhaps a bit of lemon. Baking it with tomatoes and onions works, but hides the taste, I think. If you've been diligent about trimming, you shouldn't need to mask the taste.

One other note: you don't need to fish from a boat. They're nice to have because you can scoot around, searching for feeding frenzies (and if you do find one, cut your engine way before you reach it and glide into casting range. Otherwise, you'll put the fish down) but surf casting for these puppies is a blast. Try Tod's (I'm usually unsuccessful there) or the end of Steamboat Road (crowded) but best, Martha's Vineyard, Nantucket or really anywhere with a decent surf. If you catch nothing,you'll still have enjoyed a meditative spell on the water's edge, casting rhythmically, admiring the birds and the clouds and perhaps even a deep thought or two. It's my church.

One person shows at Al Franken campaign meet

I sympathise with his plight, if not his politics. Reminds me of some of my book signings.

Race to the bottom - newspapers vs. condos

After purchasing Greenwich Time and the Stamford Advocate recently, Hearst turned its attention to the Connecticut Post, parent publisher of our local Greenwich Citizen, among other weeklies. Hearst paid $155 million - the seller paid $205 million for the same package of papers twenty-eight years ago in 1980 (click link above). Hearst probably still over-paid.

Condos in Central Greenwich

A reader has asked about those condo's on the corner of Milbank and East Elm and about central Greenwich condominium prices in general. It's an odd mixture. The two condos on Milbank are not selling - they either sold privately and I missed it or they've been rented. They were originally priced as though they were part of Lily's Path across the street, which has almost sold out at astonishing ($5,000,000+) prices. But these two are much smaller and, although nicely built, lack a few rooms, have just one car garages and generally never seemed to attract buyers. Similarly, a cluster of condos on Idar Court, which is off of Field Point Road, south of Town Hall, seemed to miss the mark when it came to location and buyers balked at walking down (and up) hill to the Avenue. The builder/developer couln't move them at $4,000,000 and had the good sense and great fortune to unload them on an out-of-town buyer. That -"sucker" may be a bit harsh a term so - "guy" just sold one last week in the low $2's. I think that was a good price, for the new buyer.

Returning to Milbank and heading north, there are another couple of brand new units sitting unloved and unwanted at $5.9 million. I have no idea what they'll eventually sell for, but it appears that the developer is going to be disappointed - these have been on the market for over a year.

Other condo projects on the street range from $3.9 million down to the low $2's. I once rented a decrepit old Victorian (now a condominium, alas) on the street with two roommates and for a trio of young men just out of college, it was a terriffic location. We could walk to the Avenue for entertainment, two of our future wives (one each for two of us, not two wives for one) lived down the street, and if I hadn't packed up and headed for law school I might be there still. But much as I like the street, I think the condo developers got ahead of themselves in pricing their projects. I personally wouldn't pay $6,000,000 to live in a Greenwich town house and this seems to be a sentiment shared by a lot of potential buyers. It's mean to advise you to wait for the foreclosure sales but I do think that there's some room, now or in the future, for a bit of price negotiation.

Comments from a Retired Investment Banker

Here's the first of the comments from a reader I mentioned the other day. A broad discussion of the topic of house prices can be found in the comments appended to "Whither the Market", below.

...."As to whither or wither, I hate to repeat myself, but no question the answer is wither!

What you must keep reminding yourself is that this cycle's unravelling is not like any thing remotely experienced in our generation. To expect the market to retain outside gains as the market corrects is unrealistic in the extreme.

Easy financing caused the gains and contracting financing will bring on the declines. It's all about the exploding credit bubble. And even when the credit markets return to stability (in the distant future) the lax lending that caused real estate price levels to elevate are gone forever (at least a generation or two).

The party is just getting started, especially in the NY metro area."

Retired IB'er

The New York Times writes about housing

Just in case you don't read the NY Times, I thought I'd point out two interesting articles that appeared in today's Business section. One article, on climbing mortgage rates (previously discussed in this blog) is linked via the title above. The other, interviews with various economists on how to calculate a home's value in today's market, is here. There's probably not a whole lot that's new to financially sophisticated readers (and aren't all Greenwich property owners financially sophisticated?) but a nice rundown of current wisdom. If you don't want to spend your time I can summarize: no one knows where mortgage rates are going but if they continue to climb it will cost you more as a buyer and sellers will get less for their house - pay the bank, pay the seller, but not both - and economists are all over the place when it comes to valuing houses. There - now you know.

Schools

A reader posted a comment below, asking why no Realtor would give him any information about the relative merits of the various schools in town and instead restrict their comments to "all our schools are good". That's not necessarily how parents feel, but we real estate agents are barred from saying much else without violating a host of civil rights laws and state regulations. We can't mention proximity to churches, whether a particular neighborhood has a lot of kids or none or anything else you as a buyer new to town might find useful. Welcome to the new world.

I believe we can suggest that you contact the Board of Ed and grab the test scores for each school, but I don't know how much help that is. You may be able to visit each school and get a feel for how they're run but in these post Columbine days, who knows? I do know that the principals are all pretty proud of their respective schools and you can almost certainly make an appointment to meet with any of them and get a sense of how the head of each school views his bailiwick. Or join a newcomers club and talk to other parents. Their opinions may not be factual, but at least they aren't prohibited from speaking their mind. Good luck.

SWAT teams

So you're a small town mayor in Maryland and you have the misfortune to have a couple of crooks pick your address at random for a drug delivery - they'll mail a package to your house and then pick it up under the pretense of a delivery gone astray. Arizona cops stumble across the scheme and enlist your local county's sheriffs to raid your house, even though they know that you aren't guilty of anything. Had the sheriffs asked your local cops, they'd have learned that you were a non-druggy and the mayor of the friggin' town, for cripe's sake but when SWAT team equipment is ready at hand, why worry about details that might spoil the fun? They charge in, shoot your two Labrador retrievers to death then handcuff you and your mother in law and make you lie in your pets' blood for two hours while they ransack the place.

Then they let you go. No apologies because, 'we don't need no stinkin' warrants". There are lots of good reasons to oppose our supposed war on drugs and its futility is just one of them. Another is how we have empowered storm troopers and even what was once the beloved Coast Guard to trash houses and boats and terrorize civilians. Not good.

"Investments" gone bad

A house on Riverside Lane sold for $1,639,000 in January 2007. The new owners added some new touches and put it back on the market exactly a year later for $1,895,000. That didn't work out so today it took its 4th price reduction and is now offered for $1,699,000. Even if they get that price, the sellers will lose at least $100,000 after they pay commissions and taxes, plus whatever they spent in renovations. Oops.

There's another house, on North Street, that continues to try to defy the market. It was first listed 8 1/2 years ago for $5,750,000 and didn't sell. It's been on and off the market ever since, unsuccessfully, and reappeared today for $3,995,000. That might have been a good price 8 years ago but there is now such a stigma attached to the place (you try to explain to a client why it hasn't sold in over 8 years) that I don't know what price will move it. It's a nice house, too, so that's a shame.

Finally, returning to Riverside, north of the Post Road, there's a renovated house that came on 1 1/2 years ago asking under $2,000,000 but still $150,000 more than two new houses around the corner. The new houses sold immediately and those of us who saw this one at an open house all suggested, gently, to its broker that he'd be better off dropping his price below theirs. I guess he finally listened, but his new price announced today is way overdue and probably too late.

None of these examples is necessarily evidence of a free-falling market, although I suspect all could have sold for more than their current asking price a while ago. What they do have in common is that they were all overpriced initially and, good market or bad, that kills a sale. They're just getting hammered twice now, instead of once. Oh well.

Bush - how we'll miss him

Good link above to an opinion piece wondering how people will cope when they don't have Bush to kick around after January. Who will be left to blame? The author cites a number of examples of Bush-bashing but she missed an opinion piece in yesterday's Wall Street Journal that blamed the sorry condition of illegal immigrant meat packers on, who else, George Bush. The article is only available via subscription but trust me, its author is absolutely beside himself over Bush's callous treatment of the poor workers and the president's personal intervention (with Dick Chaney, no doubt) to create hell on earth for the until-then happy workers.

Fine,and Bush is certainly the Devil himself, but a quick Google search turned up a book review dated 2001 that blames the problem on a change in immigration law that was enacted in 43 years ago.

"Congress in 1965 inadvertently came to the rescue of the union-busting, wage-lowering strategy of the new meat packers. The 1965 immigration law had a major impact in the direction of the meat-processing industry by creating surplus labor pools with spiraling family chain migration and massive refugee resettlement operations."

Bush hadn't even begun drinking or joined Skull and Bones in 1965, when, according to this second article, Eden was lost, but it's his fault for not fixing it! The three Demmerkrat administration we enjoyed since 1965, Johnson's, Carter's and Clinton's were too preoccupied to take care of these people but Bush, that awful Bush, will rot in Hell for his wilful failure to do so. And now he's leaving. What will we do, what will we do?

Auction rate securities

Some time back, when a non-profit group I'm involved with discovered that they had $1,000,000 of funds frozen into this type of debt instrument, I wrote that it was a typical example of Wall Street treating its customers badly. These securities were described as as good as cash but, when the debt markets collapsed, firms like UBS and Merrill Lynch got their large customers out of them and re-sold them to non-profits and ordinary schmos - people who, say, wanted to hold their down payment for a house in an account yielding a quarter point more than a CD. Of course, when it came time to access those funds and buy the house, the schmo's "financial advisor" was forced to admit that there was a bit of a liquidity problem and the money wouldn't be available for, say, a year or two.

My column on the subject elicited the usual outcry from certain stock brokers advising me to stick to writing about real estate and stay away from subjects I was too dense to understand. I understood their ire - they're the ones who, having no clue what they were doing, sold this junk to their customers and were feeling the heat, but I take a certain satisfaction watching their employers roll over and agree to buy these securities back. And pay fines of $100,000,000 or so. Yesterday it was Merrill's ($12 billion)and Citigroup's ($7 billion)turn. Today we'll see UBS cough up $22 billion. Who else among the large firms is in hot water? All of them.

Who you gonna believe, me or your lyin' eyes?

Perhaps foreshadowing my later career as a trial lawyer, this quote from "Duck Soup" (not by Groucho, as I remembered, but by Chico disguised as Groucho - see link above) was one of my favorites when I was a kid. It's still a good one. I have been chastised over the past year or so by some of my fellow Realtors for telling readers, first in my column and later on this blog that sales are way down and will probably continue that sorry decline for the foreseeable future. In fact, although the specific reason for my column being terminated was my daring to report on the financial woes of Realogy, parent company of Coldwell Banker and Soetheby's, I'd generated a deep reservoir of ill will in the real estate community by telling the truth.

I don't know what these "keep it quiet" folks think they're up to; if their clients' houses aren't selling, or selling at discounted prices, who is left to be fooled? Regardless,even the Greenwich Time has finally admitted today what the industry has known for at least the past two years:

Update 2:05 PM Here's what I wrote before I was so rudely edited by Blogger.
house sales are falling. At least 30% this year. GT finds a ray of hope in the number of sales (condos) under $500K but that number only increased from last year because prices have fallen below last year's levels. For those who like anecdotal evidence in addition to statistics, there's this: I called my plumber yesterday for a quick repair job. In years past he, and most plumbers in town, were so busy with new construction that non-emergency response time was 2-3 days. yesterday, he had someone at the house in 15 minutes. If the plumbers aren't busy because the builders aren't busy, things are slow.

Read the comments

"Retired IB'r" has some very thoughtful, and wise comments appended to the "whither the market?" post below. Tomorrow I'll move them up-can't do it now with my iphone - but if you're reading this Thursday night, check them out

Don't do this to yourself

Two reported contracts caught my eye this morning because they both illustrate the agony caused by holding out for the 'right" selling price. Now I may be entirely wrong, here, and the sellers may have been perfectly content to stay with their property until someone met their price, but, given the desparity between the original asking price and the last price, it's a fair assumption that the sellers should have moved more quickly to adjust their wishes to reality.

44 Calhoun Drive was first listed on March 24,2006 for $6,200,000 and was last listed at $4,495,000. It went to contract yesterday, 2 1/2 years after first being offered, for no more than its last asking price and probably less.

Same story with 11 Hettiefred Road, in western Greenwich. Nice construction (over) priced at $3,375,000 way back in August 2006 and finally under contract yesterday for, at most, the latest price of $2,349,000.

I've always counseled clients to try their best to hit the market with the right price the first time - a listing is only new once, and grows stale with time - but if you or your agent make a mistake it will be immediately apparent. Do not wait for "the right buyer", the one you think will wander in, fall in love with the place and pay more than it's worth; that buyer isn't coming. Do cut your losses, right away. Slash that sucker, and not in $15,000 increments, which only invites a death of a thousand slices. Move it, move on.

Greenwich Round Up Scoops the town papers

The local blog (hit link above, then scroll down a bit) has been reporting for several days on a story that our local press missed: the strange case of the purported Rockefeller who seems, besides being a kidnapper of his own daughter, to be a German con artist and murderer, wanted for questioning in California since 1988 (or thereabouts) when his landlord's body was found buried in his backyard. Roundup dug up a Greenwich connection to all this and was reporting on it all while the "real press" worried about wiffleball tournaments. The latter may be more family oriented, but give me corpses and con men,any day.

Whither, or wither the market?

Heck if I know. Interest rates are higher than they were although, at 6.5%, I find it hard to be too sympathetic toward buyers - when I graduated and bought my first house, my mortgage was 14% and that "special" rate was granted only because my new law firm represented the bank. But credit remains elusive, and the only two players in the mortgage market, Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae, don't lend in amounts that will do Greenwich buyers much good. I don't see that changing in the near future. In fact,Freddie Mac just announced dismal financials for the last quarter and sees no turn around in sight. Pakistan is impeaching Musharraf, which won't do much for stability in that region and Israel appears to be readying a nuclear strike against Iran. Add the possibility of a veto-proof Democratic majority in the Senate and House, plus Obama, and things don't look all that swell.

But despite all this, it might still be a reasonable time to buy. No one, particularly me, can predict the future, and it's not entirely irrational, I hope, for you to expect that you'll hold onto your job, that income will keep flowing in and that you'll continue to have a family who you want to house. So should you wait for what you think will be the bottom of the market? Here's a little financial exercise that might give you perspective.

Suppose that last year you found a house that you liked for $500,000 (feel free to add zeros to these sums until you've reached Greenwich pricing). Interest rates were 5.5%, and assuming an 80/20 loan to value ratio, your monthly payment, principal and interest, would have been $3,406.73. This year, that house has dropped 10% to $450,000 but interest rates have climbed to 6.5%, yielding a P&I payment of $3,237.57. You've stayed in a house that you didn't want to own (or rent) and saved $169 a month. If that sum is enough to make or break you, you probably have no business buying this house to begin with.

So buy now or not? Prices may continue to drop, and my personal suspicion is that they will, but I don't anticipate a free-fall. And remember, while the price of the house you want to buy may be dropping, so is the price of the current house you want to sell. Interest rates and property values may go up or down - you won't get a sure-proof guarantee from me or any real economist but it's often the case that the two move in opposite directions. Over the long run, Greenwich real estate has always held its value and I don't see that changing. I might not rush out to buy a condominium in Las Vegas or Naples, Florida right now, but if I were looking to raise a family here and planned on staying put for 5-15 years, I'd buy here again.

2nd Quarter sales statistics

Nothing encouraging here. 154 single family homes sold in Greenwich in the second quarter of 2008 (134 of which were multi-list, the balance for sale by owner, I believe). This compares to 230 in the same quarter last year, 225 in 2006, 266 in 2005 and 296 in 2004. Average and median prices were $2.874 and $2.012 this year compared to $2.780 and $2.067 in 2007. If you really want to get depressed, my former employer, Greenwich Post, says just 84 single family homes sold in the second quarter. They credit Bob Fossum with those statistics and he's always right, so it's a puzzle but not great news for sellers in either case.

Speaking of The Post, I just learned that they downsized their real estate reporter, Jane Dove. I got fired for ticking off a couple of advertisers but Jane's demise was caused by budget cuts at the paper. Both firings raise the question, however, of how little content can you leave in a newspaper before your readers leave you?

Update: My friends at Shore & Country Real Estate have more data comparing the first half of 2008 to 2007. Same sort of stuff, but note their caution at the bottom of the page that many of the transactions reported as sold in 2008 were contracted for in a better market, 2007.

OwlGore buys a houseboat

One hundred feet long,powered by solar and bio-fuel (although, inconveniently, it's presently running on good old diesel and electricity and they don't sell bio-fuel on the lake where this behemoth is docked), and dig that jet ski! Pictures at the link above, but you don't really need further proof that this fat fraud has one agenda for himself and his friends and another for us, do you?


Maybe he'll use the thing to give rides to polar bears.

Waterfront redux

A commentator below asks why certain Old Greenwich waterfront properties are lingering, if these properties are so hot. I answered him in the comment section but here it is again:

It's true that there are five waterfront houses currently for sale in Old Greenwich, but I blame price for their availability more than anything else. Old Greenwich saw some very quick sales of better waterfront - better priced or better location or better condition - in the past two years. 19 Meadow Place, for instance, basically land, came on in April this year for $7.950 and sold immediately for $8.500. 35 Cove Road asked $8.2 and got $8.2 in 22 days. 200 Shore Road, new construction with an incredible view, asked $8,000,000 and went to contract almost immediately for what I'd guess was asking or close-to-asking price.

Etc. The houses that are lingering are doing so, I think, because the sellers paid too much attention to the prices other waterfront fetched and not enough attention to the particular drawbacks of their own land. Nothing that can't be remedied by a price cut. 164 Sore Road, for instance, came on at $8.4 but the sellers quickly realized they were too high, cut the price $500,000 and had it sold for $7.4 within 28 days of first listing it. That's a smart buyer - why prolong the agony? Besides, they pocketed a very nice sum.

And if you're looking for impressive sales of waterfront and are willing to look a bit past Old Greenwich into Riverside, Lowther Point sold this spring for $22,000,000. That one did take a few years to find its buyer, but the original price was er, "aggressive" and put many buyers off.

So I still like the stuff.

Zillow - Misperception of home value

Zillow reports (see link above) that the majority of Americans think that their house increased in value last year while the reality is, few did. This is very much like the reaction we agents get when, giving a price opinion, we show the seller a list of comparable house sale prices and are met with, "but my house is special". So is your wife, and so are your kids, but they're all a drag on the market. Get real (and yes, I'm just kidding about your wife and kids - I'm sure they're just adorable).

Blowing against the wind

If you Google "windmill opposition" as I did in the link above, you'll find 230,00 entries. Wherever these projects are proposed, opposition immediately swarms up to defeat them, whether in Bovina, New York, anywhere else in the Catskills, California, Nevada, or anywhere within sight of those eco-champions, the Kennedys. The same phenomenon can be observed for a power line transmission wires (893,000 hits)coal powered fuel plants (1,990,000)or nuclear energy (12,100,000) I'd guess that this fierce nimbyism will severely curtail the amount of energy generated from wind and certainly delay massive projects for at least a decade. So how are we going to run our economy? The best, or most revealing answer, comes from a European environmentalist - we don't - our western economy must be destroyed.

So the next time Mr. Obama says that our economy must be transformed, you might ask, "transformed how?". Nancy Pelosi isn't concerned. As she recently stated, "this whole wind power thing is a hoax - it will take ten years for wind power to make any appreciable contribution to our energy needs and we need a solution now. That's what the Democrats have come up with: we're going to release 10% of our Strategic Oil reserve right now, right away. That will give the country a four-day supply of fuel, which will allow AlGore, Barack and me to gas up our jetsand get the hell out of here to Bali. The rest of you chumps can just freeze in the dark. See ya!"

Thanks, Nancy

Waterfront is still King

B.K. Bates recently listed a Belle Haven waterfront property for sale at $15,750,000. The property was listed on July 23rd but the first broker open house wasn't scheduled until early September, no doubt because BK wanted to give her fellow agents time to return from vacation. She herself was clearly not taking it easy because yesterday she reported that she had a contract on the place - both sides of the deal which is nice work if you can get it.

I didn't see this place before it went but, at 1.6 acres and its construction date of 1933 I hope I'll be forgiven if I suggest that this represents a very healthy price for waterfront building lots. It might be renovated (which was last done in 1980) but, given the relatively large size of the lot and the age of the building, it might easily be destined for the dustbin of history. Regardless, it's nice to know that not everyone has lost their pocket change.

What is it about Byram?

Greenwich Time reports today (link above) that the Byram Library expansion project is behind schedule and, worse, has soared from a $2.7 million budget to $4.8, a figure which is presumably still climbing. How in Hell do you miss a cost estimate by this much? I can only guess that the same folks who have dealt so well with our Hamilton Avenue and Glenville schools turned their attention to storing books, but maybe they should retire. "Only" $1.3 million of Greenwich taxpayer money is sunk in this mire, but it's still appalling. Sheesh!

Lawyers and Real Estate

One area of disagreement my instructor and I had yesterday was the proper role of lawyers in real estate transactions. She, like most agents I know, hates lawyers and thinks they should be eliminated from the entire process, as they are in California and many other states. I think that, given my instructor's own estimation that 97% of all agents don't know what they're doing, why would anyone entrust a $3,000,000 transaction, "the most important investment decision you'll make in your life" if you believe the flacks from the National Association of Realtors (I don't, but never mind, to anyone except a trained, experienced real estate lawyer? I heard more misinformation about real estate law yesterday than I usually encounter all year. "Time is of the essence is just a standard term," for instance. Wrong! And, as I pointed out to no effect, if you don't know the legal implications of a term, don't write it into a contract. Buyers and sellers in Greenwich are spared the doubtful assistance of well meaning but ignorant wanna be lawyer/real estate agents because we don't use binders and all transactions are done via contracts prepared by attorneys. Yes, there are some lawyers in town who know as little about real estate law as the agent who sold the house, and there are some out sized egos around ready to screw up deals by imposing ridiculous terms and conditions solely because they can, but a good attorney, together with his or her paralegal, will protect your interests and ensure a seamless, smooth transaction far better than most agents. No, I longer practice real estate law but I remember when I did and I certainly can appreciate watching a good one at work today. Money well spent, I think.

Sales Meetings for Real Estate Agents

I usually avoid these things like the plague because, in my experience, the instructor usually tries to impart neat tricks that are supposed to bamboozle the customer and get them to buy what they don't want and don't need. The whole concept reminds me of why I hang onto my cars for ten years - I hate, absolutely hate, enduring the agony of dealing with an uneducated car salesman practicing Cheap Tricks 101, like "what will your neighbors think when they see this new car in your driveway?" I don't care what my neighbors think and I don't need to visualize owning the car, no matter what you were taught. Give me a good price and let me out of here.

But yesterday's meeting was refreshingly different. The instructor,a woman with 35 years experience, emphasized treating people decently and well, developing a rational schedule to select, view and eliminate houses for showing and bringing value to the transaction by knowing real estate - inventory, neighborhoods, the cost of improvements - cold. I'm not sure I learned all that much because I already try to employ those skills to the best of my ability but I left feeling much better about the firm I'm associated with and the training it's imparting to its agents. The best agents, by the way, are often exactly this type, regardless of where they park their shingle. The instructor claimed that 97% of all real estate is sold by 3% of all agents and suggested that that meant that 97% of all agents don't know what the hell they're doing. I think she was a bit harsh there, but I won't disagree that there are a lot of licensed agents who don't put much effort into keeping up with this business. Perhaps they're too busy writing blogs about non-real estate related matters!

no blogging til this evening

stuck in a sales meeting. If I learn any new tricks about deceiving customers I'll post them this evening.

The New York Times thaws on global warming

Yesterday Thomas Friedman conceded (see link above) that maybe, just maybe, global warming is a phenomenon caused by non-human events. He wasn't convinced, of course,that we should stop worrying because, hey, "you never know", but that admission represents a large hole in the "mankind's doomed the planet" hype. His concluding words:

That project is already causing a stir in the climate community. In an article just published in the journal Science Express, Dahl-Jensen’s team wrote about how it had discovered from the ice cores that the atmospheric circulation in the Northern Hemisphere over Greenland “changed abruptly” just as the last ice age ended around 11,700 years ago.

It seems to have been driven by a sudden change in monsoons in the tropics. The change was so abrupt that it warmed the Northern Hemisphere over Greenland by 10 degrees Celsius in just 50 years — a dramatic increase.

“It shows that our climate system has the ability to make very abrupt changes all by itself,” said Dahl-Jensen.

Some climate-change deniers would say that this proves that mankind is not important in changing the climate. Climate change experts, like Dahl-Jensen, say it’s not so simple: The climate is always changing, sometimes very abruptly, so the last thing that mankind should be doing is adding its own forcing actions — like pumping unprecedented amounts of greenhouse gases into the atmosphere. Because you never know — you never know — what will tip the balance and send us hurdling into another abrupt change ... and into another era.

Last week, the Times' official worrywart, Paul Krugman acknowledged that we can't be sure how bad the effects [if any -ed] of global warming might be, but do we want to take the chance?.

This is all heartening news to some of us. Al Gore claimed that "the dispute is over". People like me were called Holocaust deniers and worse. Now, it seems, that judgement may have been a bit premature. Better yet, I'm now justified in postponing yet again my first viewing of "An Inconvenient Truth".

More price reductions

Probably not enough to move them, but there were nine price reductions today and the real estate board's still open for business. 18 Thunder Mountain Road doesn't strictly qualify as a price reduction but it was offered for sale with a to-be-constructed house for $5,800,000 way back in 2002. It never sold, the house was never built and today the land itself reappeared, asking $2,500,000 for a 2+ acre lot. I like that 4 acres I mention below for $1.6 more than this one.

249 Bedford Road does has a house on it and it's been for sale since it was built in 2005. Three years later it still sits empty and effective today, is asking $5,200,000, a drop from its original price of $5,885,000. I think they should have started at its present price three years ago.

There's another house around the corner from Bedford that will never, ever sell for anything close to either its original price or its current reduced price. Fear of being hauled before a grievance board prevents me from identifying it, but it certainly provides a neat example of willful ignorance of market conditions.

Alert! Not about real estate!

Don't click on the link above if you're only interested in real estate news. But if an eloquent essay on the danger Obama presents to this country and its economy might strike your fancy, I recommend this piece by Ms. Kyle-Anne Shiver.

New Gasoline ripoff

I just filled up at my local station which advertises, in huge numbers, "$4.39" for regular grade. When I looked at my receipt, I realized I'd been charged $4.49 per gallon. I'd fallen victim to what our state democrats (see link above) touted as a taxpayer bonanza, a bill, effective July 1st, allowing gas stations to whack their customers an extra 10 cents for putting their purchase on a credit card (and who carries enough cash to fund a fill-up at today's prices?. Now, if you browse through the link above, you'll see that the Dems also pat themselves on the back for "saving home owners from additional property taxes" by extending the conveyance tax on real estate sales, so it shouldn't surprise you that they see a ten cent sop to their gasoline retail constituents as a boon to us suckers who buy the stuff on plastic. But I dislike the deception employed by this particular retailer. who lured me in with one price and stuck me with a higher one. I once praised this particular Old Greenwich station as being a reliable source of honest repair work. I've been repaid by twice being sold unnecessary and over-priced repairs and now this. The heck with them. The Sunoco station in Stamford (on the Post Road near Shaeffer Rug) sells gas for $4.29 regardless of how you pay for it. From now on,I'll just mosey on up the street.

Update: I just walked over to take a picture of their sign for this blog and I see that the cash/credit differential is posted - my fault for not noticing. I'm still not going to pay them a dime extra per gallon, especially in light of their repair practices.

The Breath of Gods?

I love wind energy. We all love wind energy, I'm sure. But the New York Times really loves wind energy and says so right here (link above) in what is supposed to be a news report. Does the following text sound like objective reporting, the kind that was once taught, I presume, in journalism school? To me, it reads like the sophomoric work of a dewy eyed high school student.

Though painted gray, the turbines stand out against the evening backdrop of battleship-colored thunderclouds and bear an almost celestial whiteness when day’s light is right. Airplane pilots can spot them from far away, and rarely does a bird make their unfortunate acquaintance.

The sound of 8.5-ton blades, three to a turbine, turning and turning, only enhances their almost supernatural presence. Standing at the base of a turbine’s stalk, you hear a whistling whoosh — whuh ... whuh ... whuh — as steady summer winds come like the breath of gods to toy with pinwheel amusements.

Or this:

Nebraska Public, for example, will buy the energy created by two wind farms being built by private developers 140 miles east of here, and will replace those two turbines up in Springview by next year. It hopes that within a decade or so, 10 percent of its energy will be produced by clean, free, plentiful wind.

It's all very nice, but I wish the reporter had picked up on a few things that might make this marvelous project a bit less viable in the east. First, Nebraska bought 11,000 acres surrounding the turbines to prevent future development from blocking the wind - try doing that in Connecticut or anywhere that's in view of teddy Kennedy's compound. Second, and unlike conditions here on the east coast, there were transmission lines already in place, capable of carrying the generated electricity to where it's needed. Out here, we refuse to let anything be built, windmills or transmission lines (or pipelines, power plants or LNG plants). Perhaps, when we suffer our next brown-out, the New York Times will send us a reporter to sing us back to sleep.

Exxon's Profit Margin

10%, as we've noted before, and discussed in today's Wall Street Journal (link above). And here's someone else who isn't impressed with our mainstream media's coverage of this issue.

Bargains?

I'm beginning to see some and I'm hearing about a few huge price reductions that aren't yet publicized, so there may be some sense returning to the market. Until now, the buyers were skittish and many sellers were content to sit things out - not a situation conducive to moving real estate. I'll tell you where I'm seeing reasonable prices but only after I finish trying to sell them to my own clients; I do have to make a living, you know. Check back in at the end of the week. By that time, "they snooze, they lose".

In the meantime, you may want to read this column in The New York Times on the glut in single bedroom condos-turns out, first time buyers can't get financing, which is what's hurting sales of our lower-priced inventory here in Greenwich. Take note of the frustrated seller quoted as saying "I wish we'd negotiated more with the first buyer". He didn't, lost the deal and a year later is still sitting on a property he doesn't want to own. There's a lesson in this.

Ban it!

Some state representative is pushing for a one year moratorium on artificial turf playing fields until the State of Connecticut conducts a study on their safety. Never mind that there have been dozens of studies performed by other states and several branches of the federal government, we won't be safe unless we spend this state's taxpayers' money to see for ourselves. The hysteria on this issue has reached Greenwich, too, via Selectwoman Lin Lavery but as far as I know, our kids are still playing on the stuff, no thanks to her.

Nalgene water bottles

It's all reminiscent of the recent fervor that resulted in the world-wide banning of Nalgene bottles - the best invention for hiking ever made (with the possible exception of lightweight LED headlamps). The old bottles stunk of plastic and often leaked. Nalgene bottles were unbreakable and imparted no taste or odor to the water they contained. But someone, somewhere (Canada, actually) decided, in the face of every other study that said otherwise, that the chemical these bottles were made from might harm infants and presto! We're back to cupping our hands in streams and dribbling on our chests. But chemicals are bad, man - they aren't organic.

It's their Birthday!

The U.S. Department of Energy was established on this day in 1977 by The Great Rabbit Hunter, Jimmy Carter. It soaks up $25,000,000,000 (that's billion) a year now, and it's working every bit as well as our Department of Education.

Antares lays an egg

Despite Antares's best efforts, including a phony PR visit by A Rod last summer to this 35,000 square foot instant white elephant (picture in link, above) the partnership's mansion project is in complete disarray. How'd you like to be the chump who paid $10,000,000 for your house one month and watch the identical house next door sell for six just five weeks later?

Connecticut windfall

The Connecticut section of the New York Times (link above) discloses that, surprise! our government's been taxing the hell out of us under the guise of a gasoline tax (50¢ a gallon and climbing, as it's based on the price, rather than fixed by gallonage) that was supposed to be devoted to rebuilding and maintaining our roads. Ain't happening. Since the tax was passed in 2003, over a billion dollars have gone to non-transportation items and this year another two hundred million is destined for the same rat hole. You may remember that Lowell Weiker and his cronies pushed an income tax on the state with the promise that they'd use it wisely and balance our budget. Since then our population has gone down, the number of state workers has increased 200% and we haven't seen a balanced budget. We have, however, brought back the estate tax, imposed a real estate conveyance tax and then doubled it and, in general, seen our Legislature spend our money with abandon.

By the way. Just like Obama's latest promise to impose a windfall profits tax on the oil industry (Exxon's record profits last quarter amounted to a 10% profit margin - media companies, with the exception of the dying New York Times, make close to twice that) and pass out his largess to "American families, 25¢ of our gas tax is called a "wholesaler tax". This was supposed to tax the windfall profits of gasoline wholesalers and was passed on to the consumer. Guess who will see their oil prices increase if taxes are raised on oil companies? The American family. But we're stupid and it sounds good.

Dinosaurs at the Gate!

The postman just delivered four phone books to my, and everyone else's house in Greenwich. Mine went into the mixed paper bin. When was the last time you used a paper phonebook?

Greenspan - "Housing slump to continue"

Discouraging news, but Mr. Greenspan is not necessarily always right. Two years ago, he predicted the worst is over. So, as always, you pays your money, ya take your chances. I do wish credit would return, though.

Asbestos? Yawn.

Dundee School, site of the new/temporary wiffleball field, turns out to be enjoying a bit of asbestos removal in the building. Parents of the wiffleballers are upset, according to the Greenwich Time article linked above. For once, the town is right - this kerfuffle is all much ado about nothing, spurred by ignorance, which breeds fear. My personal opinion is that the Congressional mandate to remove asbestos from all schools in the nation is a colossal waste of money that diverted billions of dollars to contractors when it could have been spent on books, new buildings or even increasing teachers' salaries (if you're going to waste money anyway ....)

But even if you think asbestos is right up there on the danger screen with Nalgene water bottles, an asbestos removal project is a pretty safe operation for those outside. The building is reverse-pressurized, keeping all dust inside a plastic sheet-sealed area, the workers all wear space suits, air is monitored and everyone has a grand time while being very well paid because it looks so dangerous. In fact, years ago I defended one of several young kids who were caught up in a federal sweep of unscrupulous asbestos removal contractors. these kids, acting under orders from their boss, skipped the pressurizing bit, shucked the spacesuits and basically just ripped everything up, ran a vacuum cleaner over the site and went home. After the busts, tests were done and, surprise! No harm, no foul. The kids got probation; their boss was sent off to cool his heels for a spell, if I recall.

Eco Hysteria

There's a movement afoot to ban bottled water, which seems dubious to me. A commentator below ("The Bag Lady is Singing) suggests that ecological awareness is a good thing, no matter how misguided a few zealots are, or sound. I might agree, if I didn't fear that the zealots were on their way to taking over our schools, our children and our lives. The NYT article linked above doesn't scare me - some of the comments appended to it do. Here, for instance, is one from exactly the type of person who sets my teeth on edge and tempts me to reach for my revolver:

"10. July 29th, 2008

Bottled water is THE. BIGGEST. MYTH. IN. HISTORY.
(next to WMDs, of course)
I’ve done some research on this topic. I believe anyone who frequently drinks only bottled water is a disgrace. THey are selfish folks who care nothing about their surroundings and the environment. THey don’t care that tons of plastic, and energy and oil are used to make bottled water (which in some cases, like Dasani, is filtered tap water already).
ANything that states “purified water” means it is TAP WATER that goes thru a Brita-like filter. So why pay for it?
Also, water like FIji, actually comes from Fiji - 7,000 miles away. That uses fuel for the airplane, plastic for the bottle, and tons of energy to make the darn thing. Workers are paid a few cents an hour to make this product, which you carelessly throw away.
ANyone who doesn’t care about the environment, or buys bottled water by the multi-pack, should be ashamed to call themselves American, or even a concerned human. People like this are the ones who have polluted the Earth.
Bottled water is for those occasions when you forget to take your own, or you have a sudden urge for water. That’s it. It’s an emergency product. Drinking bottled water is as stupid as breathing air from an oxygen tank 24 hours a day.
— Posted by irritated"

When not being irritated by water drinkers, this lady busies herself by slipping abusive messages under the windshield wipers of SUVs. You can't tell her to get a life because she thinks she already has one. Ugh.

Fill a tire, save the world

The Messiah has suggested that, if only we were to properly inflate our car tires, we'd save as much gasoline as that which could be produced by additional drilling. Even a moron like myself could detect that something was wrong with that figure so I did a little digging on the internet to see how much oil we're talking about. The result: a lot, from the drilling (28 billion barrels from ANWAR and off shore, minimum) and not a heck of a lot from driving on properly inflated tires (maybe 90,000,000 barrels annually). Figure 311 years to match the foregone production. For a more interesting take, check Professor Hinderacker's calculations in the link above. Be throws in oil shale, which I won't because oil shale development is going to require tons of water, a commodity scarcer even than oil in the Rockies, and figures we'll take 3,110 years to match what Obama wont drill for.

Even if you share my low opinion of the intelligence of former Harvard Law Review editors, is it possible that Obama is this dumb? I think not; I think he assumes that we are, we gun-clinging, religious fanatics who don't have the sense to live in an urban paradise like Chicago. He's trying to sell a bill of goods that seems painless: we switch a few light bulbs, check out our tire pressure every month, stop drinking bottled water and presto! The polar bears are safe. The question is, will Obama and his friends content themselves with passing out free light bulbs and tire gauges or are they preparing to shut down the western world's economy? If it were Al Gore about to be crowned emperor, I'd know exactly what we were in for. Obama remains a mystery, to me.

Anything can happen but don't count on it

156 Lockwood Road (on the corner of Sound Beach) in Riverside was originally listed in April 2007 for $5,995,000. Although I didn't give out its address in my column I did mention that, given its location on the two busiest streets in Riverside and Old Greenwich, I didn't think the seller would get that price. In fact, I thought he was friggin' loony, and neighbors who guessed which hose I was writing about agreed. It finally sold this past July for $4,100,000. Again, considering where it was built, I think the seller got lucky. Lesson is, if you're an out-of-town builder doing your first project here, don't let the magic name "Greenwich" blind you to the oldest of real estate maxims - location, location, location.

Flipping houses for fun and profit

It doesn't happen often these days, but 38 Highview Avenue in Old Greenwich was purchased by an investor couple I know (but don't, alas, represent) for $1.395M on August 16, 2004, and went to contract just 7 days after being listed this July with an asking price of $1.795M. I assume, based on it selling so quickly, that the winning bid was close to or at the full asking price. If so, that's not a bad result in this market, even knocking off 10% (a grossly pessimistic percentage) for commissions, taxes and all that. It probably doesn't hurt that the sellers are local, and one of them is both a town native and an excellent financial advisor. They picked the right property and did just fine. Nice work, if you can get it.

New vs. experienced agents

A couple of readers have asked how inquires about real estate are handled by brokerage firms here in town. Speaking only for the two or three firms whose policies I am (sort of) familiar with, here's how it works: a call comes in - Hallelujah! The Internet has killed 90% of such calls in the past five years - and is routed to whoever has "desk duty" that slot (usually, an agent holds down desk duty for 1/2 the day). In the pre-internet days, a caller stood a pretty good chance of finding an experienced agent on the line because that's where the business was - we'd run ads in local papers and those ubiquitous real estate gimme books found in supermarkets and would-be buyers had to call to find out the price (often) and the address (almost always). People volunteered for desk duty because they could count on receiving at least a couple of calls a session and, with luck, could convert the caller into a customer. That's not true today so a lot of us find we have better things to do with our time. Not all of us - I know of at least one very experienced, successful agent who still grabs the duty desk and does well at it. I personally will do it only as a matter of being a team player.

The bane of an office manager and those of us who have the misfortune of being within earshot of a telephone inquiry regarding one of our own listings is the agent who has never seen the property in question and can do no more than recite what's on the listing sheet, information that the caller, thanks to the Internet, already has. A lazy, experienced agent is no better in this regard than a new agent who hasn't troubled to personally view the inventory. If you're lucky, however, you'll find a real person who has seen the property, remembers its details and can speak English well enough to communicate that knowledge. If you find that you're getting along with that person, by all means make an appointment to see the house you called in on and perhaps others with her, regardless of whether she or he's a star performer or a novice. Enthusiasm, coupled with knowledge, will go a long way.

Two points: 1. Desk duty is very much not a "personality contest". Whoever wants to sign up for the task gets it and an ambitious, eager agent can find all the slots she wants. 2. Don't be (too) afraid of identifying yourself and disclosing what you're looking for. One reason the Internet became so poplar, I suspect, is that buyers can search for property anonymously without fear of being hounded to all ends of the earth by a starving, desperate agent. In my experience, that usually doesn't happen - we ask, politely, if you'd like us to email you additional information on the house and whether you'd like information on other houses that seem to meet your criteria, and that's it. If you decline, we don't have caller ID and won't telephone you at 2:00 a.m. to tell you about the perfect house that just appeared nor will we appear at your daughter's christening. I did witness one agent chase a walk-in out to the parking lot and act like a Pekingese with loving on her mind, but that was once - most of the rest of us are more restrained.

So feel free to call. You'll often find a good person on the other end of the line who can give you some valuable information, free and without further obligation. If you like what hear and feel comfortable with the agent, try out a relationship for a day. If not, there are at least 999 other agents here in Greenwich twiddling our thumbs and awaiting your call.

Here's a depressing opinion piece

The Wall Street Journal asks, Is John McCain Stupid?. The author concludes that he is. I'm sorry to say I agree. It probably doesn't matter, now that Obama is already fitting himself out for the dollar bill but it does seem a shame that we've ended up with a choice between a moron and a megalomaniac. of course, I have many friends in town who would respond, 'we've done the dolt, let's try the preening ward heeler." Fair enough, but I think we're heading for (more) trouble.

Here's a good value

8 Mansion Place is in the King Merit development off of King Street in western Greenwich. Not one of our most expensive neighborhoods but that means you can still get over an acre of land (1.19, in this case) and a nice house for far less than the average run-down Riverside house will cost you. This house, added to and renovated in 2005, has a ton of bedrooms, a really nice yard and a knock-you-dead solarium/family room all for just $1,499,000, down from its original June asking price of $1,699,000. Disclosure: it's a Raveis listing but long-term readers know I've never let that sort of thing affect my calling a house a good (or a bad) buy and I'm not doing that now. In a better market, I think the original price would have moved this place. Its current price is better still and, if the alacrity with which the seller has adjusted her price is any indication, i think you might be able to nibble away at the price even more. Unprepossessing from the front - it looks like the plain old ranch that it once was, this is one worth seeing, if you can adjust to or want to live out west. No highway noise, either, which is not the case in some houses over here. A very nice house, and one I liked a lot.

Cheesey or sleazy?

The 12 hour parking slots at Town Hall give you 2 hours for a quarter - a nice price if you need to park for awhile. But take a look at these meters and see whether you can tell how much time is left on the meter. I usually can't, which means that, even if I find an unexpired meter, I still have to slip in a quarter to ensure I don't get a $15.00 ticket. I don't know whether the scratches and condensation that prevent a reading are deliberate or just the result of poor maintenance, but it's annoying either way.

Going Down?

A few months ago I would have gagged at this price but now it's an encouraging signal, I hope, of where the gasoline market is heading - 20¢ less than yesterday! (Taken in Cos Cob at 6:56 this morning)

Hamilton Avenue Mess

I've refrained from delving into the fiasco involving our two schools (Ham Ave and Glenville) in our west because (a) I don't know much about what's going on and (b) http://www.Greenwichroundup.blogspot.com is already doing a fine job of coverage. I do know that, when the town and the YMCA, faced with huge cost overruns on their projects being run by Worth, denied any knowledge that there was even a whiff of impropriety concerning the firm, that a simple Google search turned up plenty. Try the link in the title and see for yourself.

Why wait 'til November? Let the coronation begin!

I don't think it's news that Obama supports the wacky bill that would grant native Hawaiians (defined as anyone who is, once was or would like to be known as Hawaiian) rights to most of the state, free education and a Smart car - that's pretty much a standard democrat platform. No, what I find disturbing is that the press - remember them? The hard-bitten, skeptical crowd of truth seekers who exposed fraud and pomposity without fear or favor has suspended even the faintest pretense of objectivity. I'm sure they'll recover once the man is ensconced in the White House, but by then it will be too late. Here's the money quote from the article linked above:

When Obama walked on stage at the McCormick Center, many journalists in the
audience leapt to their feet and applauded enthusiastically after being told not
to do so. During a two-minute break halfway through the event, which was
broadcast live on CNN, journalists ran to the stage to snap photos of
Obama.

Where's the Sitemeter?
The little Sitemeter that's usually posted on the right is missing today, not because I'm ashamed of my modest readership (which in fact is building very nicely) but because the service that provides it is preparing to upgrade things. Their official explanation:

"For the next 30 - 45 days we will be testing our servers and databases in preparation for the launch of our new SiteMeter platform. If you are currently using our NoScript tag (plain HTML) the little SiteMeter icon that appears on the pages where you have pasted our tag may disappear. Please rest ... " [. - you get the picture - ed]

When it's available, the Sitemeter is fascinating, at least to me. I have one reader who logs on from Germany every day - don't know why, don't know who - and another from Peking. The Internet's a thing of wonder. The meter is public, so when it reappears, click on it if you're interested.

$200 Million in campaign contributions and counting

The washington Post (above) has examined Fannie Mae's giving history and the results don't bode well for us taxpayers no matter who wins this year's election.

Greenwich Time Links

Here's a link (click on title above) to one of the Greenwich Time articles on the egg tossing incident. We're still working on the others.

Here's a great comment on selecting an agent that makes a lot of sense (because I didn't write it!). I didn't want it to get lost in the shuffle so I reprint it here.

"Though I agree with some of the techniques Chris mentions in scoping out the "better" agents, I have to say that elevating this town's handful of good brokers to a level of consummate competency is unfair.I had used a couple of the "power" brokers in Greenwich on different occasions and found them to be too busy and/or scattered to pay me the kind of attention that I felt I deserved. They have too many listings and clients to manage with equal effectiveness. I eventually went with a lesser-known, non-veteran agent who has been wonderful. She appears to be among a large group of serious agents in Greenwich who are hungry for business but seem to be edged out by the veteran agents who rule the market -- just because of their reputations. And not all of these veterans have favorable reputations on the street. I'd rather deal with someone who is smart and sincerely a hard-worker (even if he/she is not a veteran) rather than a tired, pushy, elitist."

Too bad greenwich doesn't permit for sale signs by Realtors. This one makes sense.

A quiet morning, but check out the comments section - there are a number of discussions going on.

I suppose we can talk about the latest tale of wayward boys causing trouble at the high school. According to the Greenwich Time's sanitized version, five "high school football players" tossed eggs at a coach's car over the course of several nights. The coach eventually took down their license number and handed it over to the police, then resigned presumably, the GT would have us believe, out of disappointment over the actions of his players. The true story or I should say, the rumored story, is, as usual with our local paper, far more interesting.

According to rumors, and some of these originate from people who should know, the egging crew included two co-captains of the team and they all pelted the car four nights running. The coach lost his cool and lay await for them on the fourth night, then engaged them in a high speed car chase across town to Byram or, if you prefer, across the Tappen Zee Bridge. Either way, he called off the pursuit, turned in the license plate number and was then fired from his coaching duties because his reckless actions had endangered the lives of the kids (who cares?) and any innocent by-standers who might have wandered into his path (that I do care about).

The kids, again rumor has it, although the school denies it, were ordered to run some laps and the matter would have ended there with one fired coach and five sweaty kids. But grumbling arose over the lack of punishment - the kids will continue playing with the team, for instance - and the perceived special treatment accorded star athletes. So yesterday our Superintendent announced a new round of punishment will be meted out, albeit without specifying what that punishment will be. I'd guess it will be a form of "super secret double probation" but what I'd like to see, just to make clear that budding pigskin tossers are treated no better than chair kickers, is them marched to the center of the football field, Tasered three times and then arrested and held on $50,000 bail. Now that would send (some kind of) a message.

(no links this morning, for reasons known only to God and Blogger.com. - if either of them deigns to send me a fix, I'll have links in this post later)

Who knew a pool could kill?

Greenwich Time reports that the president of Shoreline Pools claims he never knew that a child could be sucked into a drain and injured, let alone killed. Well gee, sir, isn't that why they put drain covers on the things in the first place? It's a tragedy that the one you installed fell off, but its presence in the first place implies that you had some sense that danger lurked within.

But as bad or grossly negligent as Shoreline Pool's actions were, I do sympathise with the man's other argument: what was the Town of Greenwich's building department doing when it inspected this pool and granted it a certificate of occupancy? That the town gives its approval does not excuse Shoreline, but the parents of Zachary Cohn were let down twice, once by Shoreline and again by our town. They are now suing both the town and Shoreline and I shudder for my pocket book. If a fat dentist can turn a broken leg into $6,000,000 by merely waving the red flag of "Greenwich" in front of a Bridgeport jury, what will happen when another jury is presented with real culpability and the wrongful death of a beloved child?

The bag lady is singing

I have a friend at a liberal New York magazine who is convinced that global warming is about to bring our doom so the link above is for you, Nick! I continue to side with that master of doom, Glen Reynolds, who says, "I'll believe that we're facing a crisis when the people preaching that act like it". So when Al Gore gives up his private jets, when Edwards leaves his love child and mistress and returns to North Carolina (by train) to raze his 26,000 mansion and Barbara Streisand starts hanging her wash out to dry in Beverly Hills, I'll believe. Until then ...

Off to see open houses

Not much new on today. Leona Helmsley's place is open again to us agents but I've seen it once and, while it's very nice, I don't have any customers in her $125,000,000 price range so I think I'll pass this time. Those statistics I posted yesterday were so depressing that my manager told me that she was not going to pass them out at today's sales meeting for fear that everyone would run into the street and beg to be run over. Ah, it's just a cycle. Just like automobiles or airplanes, these things go round and round, up and down. The uncertainty - how down will we go, and for how long? - is what's whacking the market right now, but we've seen it before and we'll see it again.
In the meantime, if you're a buyer and have access to cash or a mortgage, you're king.
More after the tour.

Update
Well that was quick (quicker than writing this update, which disappeared down the rat hole when I tried to post it). One decent house in north western Greenwich on a beautiful acre and asking $1,499,000 which I think is pretty good. I'll have pictures and a write up of it soon. Other than that, we were treated to a Belle Haven house that sat unsold for a full year at $16,800,000. It now has a new broker and a new price, $14,250,000, but I don't think that will do the trick either. "Belle Haven premium" notwithstanding, I suspect that, at this price, the house will still be here a year from now. Another house, on three close-to-town acres, offers either a total renovation project or is a tear-down. Asking more than $9,000,000, it too will probably continue to linger. All in all, current sellers seem to be ignoring Dr. Johnson's warning about second marriages which he described as "the triumph of hope over experience."

Deck Materials

Popular Mechanics (click title above for the link) has a good article on the various options for decking material. I've made decks from three of the four mentioned (pressure treated, fir and composite) and my experience matches the reporter's. I no longer build decks - or I haven't in a long time - but Rick Crossman does, and his company, Archadeck, is here in Old Greenwich. Give him a call (978 - 9050) and he'll give you prices on all of this. If you can't sell your house and you're going to stick around for awhile, you might as well enjoy the view from a new deck.